Jumanji

Jumanji quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 306)

Alan Parrish
Judy Shepherd
Peter Shepherd
Sarah Whittle


In the jungle, you must wait until the dice read five or eight.


I'M BACK! MOM! DAD! I'M HOME! I'M BACK! IT'S ME! IT'S ME, ALAN, MOM AND DAD! I'M HOME! [lowers voice] I'm back.

I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eat, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is.

Beware of the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand.

I got it! Colonel Mustard in the Library with a wrench.

At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.

Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game!

They grow much faster than bamboo. Take care or they'll come after you.

Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon in your lagoon.

You're almost there with much at stake, but now the ground begins to quake...

A tiny bite can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch.

It's not real, Peter. It's a hallucination.

Don't be fooled; it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder.

There is a lesson you will learn: sometimes you must go back a turn.

This will not be an easy mission. Monkeys slow the expedition.