Jumanji

Jumanji quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 306)

Alan Parrish
Judy Shepherd
Peter Shepherd
Sarah Whittle


Alan Parrish: [in terror] "A hunter from the darkest wild... makes you feel just like a child."
Sarah Whittle: What is it?
Alan Parrish: Van Pelt.


Alan Parrish: Are you my little sister?
Judy Shepherd: No. I'm Judy and he's Peter.

Judy Shepherd: A law of Jumanji has been broken. It will set back more than your token.
Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat?
Peter Shepherd: I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve.

Judy Shepherd: What happened to you? You shave with a piece of glass?
Alan Parrish: What happened to you? The Clampetts have a yard sale?

Peter Shepherd: His fangs are sharp. He likes your taste. Your party better move posthaste.
Judy Shepherd: I don't like the sound of that.

Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.

Young Alan Parrish: I guess I'm not ready for Cliffside, then!
Sam Parrish: We're taking you there next Sunday! And I don't want to hear another word about it!
Young Alan Parrish: You won't! I'm never talking to you again!

Young Alan Parrish: Maybe I don't want to be a Parrish.
Sam Parrish: Not till you start acting like one.

A tiny bite can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch.

At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.

Beware of the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand.

Don't be fooled; it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder.

Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game!

Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon in your lagoon.

I got it! Colonel Mustard in the Library with a wrench.