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Sean: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
Hank: ...The mysterious island.
Hank: [watches Alexander mount a giant bee] Hey, get down from there!
Alexander: And why should I?
Hank: Because Medicare doesn't cover old ladies falling off of bees. Now get down from there!
Alexander: Suit yourself! But make sure you're wearing swimming trunks when this place becomes the Pacific Ocean!
Alexander: [on Sean's sprained ankle] On three. One...
[pops ankle back]
Hank: What happened to two and three?
Sean: Yes, what happened to two and three?
Alexander: Two. Three.
Hank: ...The mysterious island.
Hank: [watches Alexander mount a giant bee] Hey, get down from there!
Alexander: And why should I?
Hank: Because Medicare doesn't cover old ladies falling off of bees. Now get down from there!
Alexander: Suit yourself! But make sure you're wearing swimming trunks when this place becomes the Pacific Ocean!
Alexander: [on Sean's sprained ankle] On three. One...
[pops ankle back]
Hank: What happened to two and three?
Sean: Yes, what happened to two and three?
Alexander: Two. Three.
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[reading the Hindu writing in Captain Nemo's journal] Man, that guy had some terrible handwriting.
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[seeing Gabato's old helicopter] I'd rather take the Titanic.
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[to Sean] Pop your pecs.
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[upon seeing the beauty of Mysterious Island] If this is heaven, I'm checking in.
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Who's up for an adventure?