Josie and the Pussycats

Josie and the Pussycats quotes

42 total quotes (ID: 859)

Alan M. Mayberry
Alexander Cabot III
Alexandra Cabot
Josie James
Melody Valentine
Valerie Brown


Alexander Cabot III: It looks like out plan wasn't at all that it was "quacked" up to be.
Alexandra Cabot: What are you gonna do with us, Lasy?
Laser: SILENCE! You will find out soon enough.
Assistant: The MS-13 is ready to be tested, Laser.
Laser: Excellent. Soon, I will stop every machine on Earth unless my demands are met. (wicked laughter)
Valerie Brown: Wow! So that's what it does.
Alan M. Mayberry: You mean, the real one? But when he turns that phony one on, it's curtains for us.


Alexandra Cabot: You plunger head, get me down from here!
Alexander Cabot III: Now what will I do?
Alan M. Mayberry: Start climbing!
Alexander Cabot III: But when I get up there, she'll clobber me!
Alan M. Mayberry: If you don't, they'll get wise and finish us.
Alexander Cabot III: (climbing the rope) Ooh...Either way I'll lose.

Josie James: How do we defrost them?
Alexandra Cabot: These must be the controls. I'll switch them back to medium rare.
(pulls lever and frees the others from their frozen confinement)
Alan M. Mayberry: Wow! We just made it. They're almost ice cubes!
(crashing on the floor)
Josie James: Are you all right?
Alexander Cabot III: Oh, swell...Considering I'm a 400-year-old teenager!

Josie James: When the Laser opens those crates, we'll be in a real pickle.
Alan M. Mayberry: Then I guess the only way to get out of that pickle is to get into that complex.
Alexander Cabot III: (repeatedly hitting his hands on the ears) I-I-I gotta retune my ears. It sounded like he said Go into that complex.
Alexandra Cabot: He did, chicken brother!

Laser: Strange, I've never heard of Q.U.A.C.K. But you did manage to break into my complex.
Alexander Cabot III: Oh, like this was a real nothing for us super spies. Not like the time we borrowed a secret nuclear sub, of course surrounded by a thousand guards. Or the escapade where we captured the Atlantic Ocean and held it for ransom. Or even...
Alexandra Cabot: (shuts his mouth) Don't overdo it, you loudmouth!
Laser: Very impressive! I insist that you teach us your methods.
Melody Valentine: Oh, goody!
Josie James: Oh, golly! Now we're in a real mess.
Alexandra Cabot: (whispering) One of these days, I'm gonna put a zipper on your lip.
(Alexander gulps in fear)

Midas: You are intruders.
Melody Valentine: Oh! No, sir. We're Pussycats. I'm Melody, and this is Josie. And--
Midas: SILENCE! You are intruders, and must be disposed of!
Alexander Cabot III: Disposed of? (gulps in fear) That's no way to treat like guests.
Midas: You are not my guests. You are my prisoners! Try to leave, and my guards will use their sleep guns.
Alexandra Cabot: What's this all about? I demand an explanation!
Midas: In my laboratory, I have perfected a blue microbe mist that has the capability to seek out and destroy all the gold in the world.
Josie James: So what good will that do you?
Midas: I'm telling you, my curious friends. Unless I am given half of the gold in the world, I shall destroy all the gold in the world.
Alan M. Mayberry: Okay. Now that we know what you're gonna do with the gold, what are you gonna do with all of us?
Midas: You will soon find out. (wicked laughter)

(after Alexandra's plan to sabotage Josie backfires causing her to spin on the turntable)
Music Director: Hey! That was a great new sound, kid! Do it again and we'll record it as the "Ooh, Ow, Ooh" song.
Alexandra Cabot: How would you like to record a "Fat Lip" song?
Alexander Cabot III: (clicking his tongue) My sister's big chance to cut a hit record, and she chickens out.
(everyone else laughs while she stands there angrily)

Animated television series | CBS network shows | Hanna-Barbera and Cartoon Network Studios series and characters | Animated musical groups | Television programs based on Archie Comics | 1970 television series debuts | 1970s American animated television series

(Alan and Josie get some bulls to help the gang against the Scorpion)
Alexander Cabot III: This is help?
Alan M. Mayberry: It was the only thing we could get!
Melody Valentine: Hey, I just love cows.
Alexandra Cabot: So does Alan. Especially red-haired ones! (referring to Josie)

(the gang prepares to deliver themselves to the World Scientist Foundation in a pair of crates)
Alan M. Mayberry: These labels will do the job. Are we all set?
Alexandra Cabot: No! The crates are packed wrongly. (she pulls Alan into the crate with Alexander, Sebastian and herself)
Alan M. Mayberry: HEY!!!
Alexandra Cabot: Now they're packed right! (closes her crate as the girls do the same with theirs)

(upon eating an extremely hot taco after Sebastian put extra hot sauce on the wrong one)
Alexandra Cabot: Yow! Help!! Water!!! Help!!!
Alan M. Mayberry: Hey, what's wrong with Alexandra?
Josie James: She looks burned up about something.
Alexandra Cabot: Don't just stand there. Somebody get a pitcher of water!
Melody Valentine: (chuckles) Well, OK. Here's your picture of water. (displays calendar with a sailboat at sea) But it's kind of silly if you ask me.
Alexandra Cabot: I won't ask. Believe me!

(reading) 'Golden Mist Cologne'. Mmm, my favorite.

(repeated line) Help!

(repeated line) Let's split.

(whispering) Psst. Gang, I found the conveyor belt to the storeroom.

Almost is not good enough!