Jerry Maguire quotes

61 total quotes

Laurel Boyd
Multiple Characters
Rod Tidwell

View Quote Jump right into my nightmare, the water is warm.

View Quote Ray: What's wrong, mom?
Dorothy: First class is what's wrong. It used to be a better meal. Now it's a better life.

View Quote [to Jerry] I got a shelf life of ten years, tops. My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'll last me and mine a long time. Shit, I'm out of this sport in 5 years. What's my family gonna live on? Huh? What you get me. So I don't want to hear about your shit.

View Quote [to Dorothy] Okay. Lil' speech before I go. Do. Not. Worry. About. Your. Job. Our company is in good shape. You and your son... we... are just fine. You still have a job. I want you to feel confident! In. Me. And I have a problem with people who talk about themselves in the third person, but let me tell you something about Jerry Maguire. Come after me and you will lose I am a survivor! Do not underestimate Jerry Maguire! I've got wits! I've got the instincts of a panther!

View Quote Dotty -- this is not "a guy.". This is a "syndrome." It's called Early Midlife, About-To-Marry, Hanging Onto The-Bottom-Rung Dear-God-Don't-Let-Me-Be-Alone, I'll-Call-My-Newly Long-suffering-Assistant-Without Medical-For-Company Syndrome. And if, knowing all that, you still allow him to come over, more power to you.

View Quote Ya know?!

View Quote Rod: You never had The Talk, did you?
Jerry: No.
Rod: Well, this was another way to go.

View Quote Jerry: This is going to change everything.
Dorothy: Promise?

View Quote [to Rod] Help me... help you. Help me, help you.

View Quote Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren't completely embarassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?

View Quote [to Dorothy] No no. Don't cry at the beginning of the date. Cry at the end, like I do. And don't be a shoulder for him to cry on either.

View Quote [to Jerry, toasting his marriage to Dorothy] If you **** this up, I'll kill you.

View Quote I hated myself... no, I hated my place in the world.

View Quote I'm not trying to make history here.

View Quote He said that? He said I don't understand what it means to be a black person? I am Mister black people!