Silent Bob's Mother: Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes.
[puts a baseball cap on his head backwards]
Silent Bob's Mother: You be good, now.
[walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]
Jay's Mother: Alright, don't you ****in' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score.
Passerby: What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watchin these babies?
Jay's Mother: Uh - the fat one's watchin the little one?
Passerby: Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens.
Jay's Mother: YO, **** YOU, YOU ****ING SQUARE! Can you believe that ****ing guy telling me how to ****ing raise you? Mother****er, man. Who's he ****ing think he is, doing that outside the ****ing store, right? ****!
[puts a baseball cap on his head backwards]
Silent Bob's Mother: You be good, now.
[walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]
Jay's Mother: Alright, don't you ****in' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score.
Passerby: What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watchin these babies?
Jay's Mother: Uh - the fat one's watchin the little one?
Passerby: Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens.
Jay's Mother: YO, **** YOU, YOU ****ING SQUARE! Can you believe that ****ing guy telling me how to ****ing raise you? Mother****er, man. Who's he ****ing think he is, doing that outside the ****ing store, right? ****!
Silent Bob's Mother : Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes.
[puts a baseball cap on his head backwards]
Silent Bob's Mother : You be good, now.
[walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]
Jay's Mother : Alright, don't you ****in' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score.
Passerby : What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watchin these babies?
Jay's Mother : Uh - the fat one's watchin the little one?
Passerby : Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens.
Jay's Mother : YO, **** YOU, YOU ****ING SQUARE! Can you believe that ****ing guy telling me how to ****ing raise you? Mother****er, man. Who's he ****ing think he is, doing that outside the ****ing store, right? ****!
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