You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that ****in' youse guys are a couple of little ****in' jerkoffs." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, **** that.
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