George: Oh, say... Hey... where's my car?
Man: I beg your pardon?
George: My car, my car. I'm the fellow that owns the car that ran into your tree.
Man: What tree?
George: What do you mean, what tree? This tree. Here, I ran into it. Cut a big gash in the side of it here.
Man: [after examining the tree and finding no damage] You must mean two other trees. You had me worried. One of the oldest trees in Pottersville.
George: Pottersville? Why, you mean Bedford Falls.
Man: I mean Pottersville. Don't you think I know where I live? What's the matter with you?
[The man leaves]
George: Oh, I don't know. Either I'm off my nut, or he is... [to Clarence] or you are!
Clarence: [laughs] It isn't me!
George: Well, maybe I left the car up at Martini's. Well, come on, Gabriel.
Clarence: Clarence!
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
Man: I beg your pardon?
George: My car, my car. I'm the fellow that owns the car that ran into your tree.
Man: What tree?
George: What do you mean, what tree? This tree. Here, I ran into it. Cut a big gash in the side of it here.
Man: [after examining the tree and finding no damage] You must mean two other trees. You had me worried. One of the oldest trees in Pottersville.
George: Pottersville? Why, you mean Bedford Falls.
Man: I mean Pottersville. Don't you think I know where I live? What's the matter with you?
[The man leaves]
George: Oh, I don't know. Either I'm off my nut, or he is... [to Clarence] or you are!
Clarence: [laughs] It isn't me!
George: Well, maybe I left the car up at Martini's. Well, come on, Gabriel.
Clarence: Clarence!
 George : Oh, say... Hey... where's my car? 
 Man : I beg your pardon? 
 George : My car, my car. I'm the fellow that owns the car that ran into your tree. 
 Man : What tree? 
 George : What do you mean, what tree? This tree. Here, I ran into it. Cut a big gash in the side of it here. 
 Man :  [after examining the tree and finding no damage]  You must mean two other trees. You had me worried. One of the oldest trees in Pottersville. 
 George : Pottersville? Why, you mean Bedford Falls. 
 Man : I mean Pottersville. Don't you think I know where I live? What's the matter with you? 
 [The man leaves]  
 George : Oh, I don't know. Either I'm off my nut, or he is...  [to Clarence]  or you are! 
 Clarence :  [laughs]  It isn't me! 
 George : Well, maybe I left the car up at Martini's. Well, come on, Gabriel. 
 Clarence : Clarence! 
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