Iron Man quotes

View Quote Pepper Potts: I thought you were finished making weapons?
Tony Stark: It is. This is a flight stabilizer. It's perfectly harmless.
[The stabilizer violently discharges, destroying part of the workbench and sending Tony flying.]
Tony Stark: I wasn't expecting that.

View Quote Tony Stark: [As they're dancing] Am I making you uncomfortable?
Pepper Potts: Oh, no, I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in a room full of people I work with in a dress with no back.
Tony Stark: Well, you look great, you smell great. But I could fire you if that would take the edge off.
Pepper Potts: I honestly don't think you could tie your shoes without me.
Tony Stark: I'd make it a week.
Pepper Potts: Really. What's your social security number?
Tony Stark: [long pause] Five.
Pepper Potts: Five? Yeah, you're missing just a couple of digits there.
Tony Stark: The other eight? But I've got you for the other eight.

View Quote Jim Rhodes: [On the phone with Tony, after seeing the suit in action] This isn't a game. You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone. Do you understand me? Do you understand that?
Tony Stark: It's not a piece of equipment. I'm in it, it's a suit.
Jim Rhodes: What?
Tony Stark: IT'S ME!
[screen shows the suit hanging on the bottom of a jet]

View Quote Jim Rhodes: You owe me a plane, you realize that.
Tony Stark: Yeah, well, technically he hit me, so…

View Quote [Pepper walks in on Stark as he's trying to get the suit off]
Pepper Potts: What's going on here?
Tony Stark: [after a pause] Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.
Pepper Potts: Are those bullet holes?

View Quote Tony Stark: [After seeing the gold 3-D render of his suit] A little ostentatious, don't you think?
Jarvis: [dripping with sarcasm] What was I thinking? You're usually so discreet.
Tony Stark: Tell you what. Throw a little hot-rod red in there.
Jarvis: Oh yes. That should help you keep a low profile.

View Quote Jarvis: Sir, it appears his suit can fly.
Tony Stark: Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.
Jarvis: Sir, at 19% power, the odds of reaching that altitude ...
Tony Stark: [cutting in] I KNOW THE MATH! DO IT!!

View Quote [Stane pursues Stark to high altitudes.]
Tony Stark/Iron Man: How did you solve the icing problem?
Obadiah Stane/Iron Monger: Icing problem?
[Iron Monger's "eyes" flicker and go dark, ice forms over the suit and its thrusters shut off]
Iron Man: [Thumps Stane on the helmet] Might want to look into it!

View Quote [After end-credits. Tony reaches home]
Tony Stark: Jarvis.
Jarvis : [distorted] Welcome home, Sir.
[Tony notices a figure by the window]
Nick Fury: "I am Iron Man…" Think you're the only super hero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don´t know it yet.
Tony Stark : Who the hell are you?
[The man walks into the light]
Nick Fury : Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: Uh-huh.
Nick Fury : I'm here to talk to you about The Avenger Initiative.

View Quote [Iron Man: The Game]
Jim Rhodes: You're not a soldier.
Tony Stark: Damn right I'm not. I'm an army.
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