Iron Man

Iron Man quotes

70 total quotes (ID: 295)

Jim Rhodes
Obadiah Stane
Tony Stark

Yes and no. March and I had scheduling conflicts, but luckily December was twins. [when asked if he went 12-for-12 with the Maxim Girls]

They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only need to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. I present to you the newest in Stark Industries' Freedom line. Find an excuse to let one of these [Jericho missiles] off the chain, and I personally guarantee you the bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves. [a Jericho launches and heads for the mountains in the distance] Ladies and gentlemen, for your consideration…[the Jericho's warheads detonate and kick up a fast-moving shock wave]…the Jericho.

Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?

Jim Rhodes: [talking over phone] What the hell is that noise?
Tony Stark: I'm driving with the top down.
Jim Rhodes: Well, I need your help right now.
Tony Stark: Funny how that works, huh?
Jim Rhodes: Yeah. Speaking of funny, we got a weapons depot that was just blown up a few klicks from where you were being held.
Tony Stark: Well, I'd say that's a hot spot. Sounds... [takes a breath] like someone stepped in and did your job for you.
Jim Rhodes: Why do you sound out of breath, Tony?
Tony Stark: I'm not. I was just jogging through the canyon.
Jim Rhodes: I thought you were driving.
Tony Stark: Right, I was driving... to the canyon... where I'm going for a jog.
Jim Rhodes: You sure you don't have any tech in that area I should know about?
Tony Stark: Nope.
Jim Rhodes: Good, because we got a lock on something and we're about to blow it to kingdom come.
Tony Stark: [Two F-22 Raptors fall in position behind Stark] Whoops, there's my exit!

Woman: Hey, Tony. Remember me?
Tony Stark: Sure don't.

[referencing the high tech drink provider] I'll be throwing one of these in with every purchase of $500 million or more. To peace!

This is the fun-vee. The humdrum-vee is back there.

Organize a press conference. I want a press conference and I want an American Cheeseburger. Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger first.

Gonna start out nice and easy, using 10% percent thrust capacity, achieve lift…in 3…2…1…[does a spectacular backwards somersault straight into a wall, gets sprayed with a fire extinguisher by one of his robots]

[to one of his robots] If you douse me again and I'm not actually on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.

[to the fire extinguisher robot] Please don't follow me around with it either, because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.

[as the fire extinguisher robot is looking like it's about to spray him]] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Yeah. I can fly. [after finally mastering the art of controlling the flight stabilizers]

Sometimes you've gotta run before you can walk.

[After a successful test flight with the Mark II Suit] Kill power. [Suit shuts off and he crashes back down through the roof and ground floor to his workshop; a robot then sprays a fire extinguisher on him]