Inventing the Abbotts

Inventing the Abbotts quotes

33 total quotes (ID: 294)

Major cast


Doug Holt: Hey Jacey... Remember the time I got my dick caught in my zipper? Remember in school, in the first grade?


[last lines]
Narrator/Older Doug: A year later, the impossible finally happened. One of the Holt boys married one of the Abbott girls. We have two daughters. I named the youngest Helen after my mom.

Actor Role Joaquin Phoenix Doug Holt Billy Crudup Jacey Holt Liv Tyler Pamela Abbott Jennifer Connelly Eleanor Abbott Will Patton Lloyd Abbott Kathy Baker Helen Holt Joanna Going Alice Abbott Barbara Williams Joan Abbott Alesandro Nivola Peter Vanlaningham Michael Keaton Narrator/Older Doug