Intolerable Cruelty quotes

View Quote Rex Rexroth: Have you sat before her before?
Miles Massey: No. No, the judge sits first. Then we sit.
Rex Rexroth: Well, have you sat after her before?
Wrigley: Sat after her before? You mean, have we argued before her before?
Miles Massey: The judge sits in judgment. The counsel argues before the judge.
Rex Rexroth: So, have you argued before her before?
Wrigley: Before her before, or before she sat before?
Rex Rexroth: Before her before. I said, before her before.
Wrigley: No, you said before she sat before.
Rex Rexroth: I did at first, but...
Miles Massey: Look, don't argue.
Rex Rexroth: I'm not. I'm...
Wrigley: No, you don't argue. We argue.
Miles Massey: Counsel argues.
Wrigley: You appear.
Miles Massey: The judge sits.
Wrigley: Then you sit.
Miles Massey: Or you stand in contempt.
Wrigley: And then we argue.
Miles Massey: The counsel argues.
Rex Rexroth: Which you've done before.
Miles Massey: Which we've done before.
Rex Rexroth: Ah.
Wrigley: But not before her.

View Quote Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.

View Quote I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times.

View Quote Who needs a home when you've got a colostomy bag?

View Quote I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.

View Quote [repeated line] I'm gonna nail your ass!

View Quote Sorry. I'm not omniscient.

View Quote Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when shes the richer party.

View Quote [Wheezy Joe has just accidentally shot himself] Told him it was no go...

View Quote You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.

View Quote Explain this away, darling!

View Quote Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!

View Quote Rex, sit!

View Quote You should have seen this coming you Australian piece of shit!

View Quote You fascinate me.