Intolerable Cruelty quotes

View Quote Freddy Bender: If you have a proposal to make, let's hear it.
Miles Massey: Well, at this point, my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation.
Freddy Bender: My client's ruled that out.
Miles Massey: My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution to the marriage without prejudice.
Freddy Bender: That's a fart in a stiff wind.
Miles Massey: My client proposes a 30-day cooling-off period.
Freddy Bender: My client feels sufficiently dispassionate.
Miles Massey: My client asks that you not initiate proceedings pending his setting certain affairs in order.

View Quote Who needs a home when you've got a colostomy bag?

View Quote You fascinate me.

View Quote Sorry. I'm not omniscient.

View Quote Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.

View Quote Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!

View Quote I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.

View Quote You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.

View Quote [repeated line] I'm gonna nail your ass!

View Quote [Wheezy Joe has just accidentally shot himself] Told him it was no go...

View Quote Rex, sit!

View Quote Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when shes the richer party.

View Quote Explain this away, darling!

View Quote I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times.

View Quote You should have seen this coming you Australian piece of shit!