Intolerable Cruelty

Intolerable Cruelty quotes

33 total quotes (ID: 765)

Bonnie Donaly
Donovan Donaly
Gus Petch
Herb Myerson
Marylin Rexroth
Miles Massey
The Baron

Who needs a home when you've got a colostomy bag?

Freddy Bender: If you have a proposal to make, let's hear it.
Miles Massey: Well, at this point, my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation.
Freddy Bender: My client's ruled that out.
Miles Massey: My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution to the marriage without prejudice.
Freddy Bender: That's a fart in a stiff wind.
Miles Massey: My client proposes a 30-day cooling-off period.
Freddy Bender: My client feels sufficiently dispassionate.
Miles Massey: My client asks that you not initiate proceedings pending his setting certain affairs in order.

You fascinate me.

Sorry. I'm not omniscient.

Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.

Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!

I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.

You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.

[repeated line] I'm gonna nail your ass!

[Wheezy Joe has just accidentally shot himself] Told him it was no go...

Rex, sit!

Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when shes the richer party.

Explain this away, darling!

I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times.

You should have seen this coming you Australian piece of shit!