Inspector Gadget quotes

View Quote RoboGadget: Do you know how to dance?
Inspector Gadget: Well, I've been taking lessons a long ago and...
RoboGadget: Shut up and dance!
(RoboGadget unleashes two machine guns)

View Quote John Brown: Attention! Driver of the black limo attatched to the Yahoo! billboard, this is secuirty officer John Brown get out with you hands up immediately or... Else!
Sanford Scolex: Fine work, Mr. Security Guard. You got me. Here, have a victory cigar.
John Brown: No, thanks.
Sanford Scolex: Remember, smoking kills!
John Brown: I don't smoke.
Sanford Scolex: Oh, really? You will now.
(The explosive cigar explodes on Officer John Brown)

View Quote Penny: Uncle John, I love you, but I think you have a loose wire.
(Gadgetmobile laughs. Scolex Industries truck appears)
Penny: Uh, what about that?
Inspector Gadget: Scolex Industries.
Gadgetmobile: Hello! Finally, there's a detective in the house.
Inspector Gadget: Wait a minute. If Scolex stole the foot then scolex murdered Dr... Oh no. Brenda.

View Quote Kramer: Well, anywho, captain, sir, Mr. Claw, I know how much you like to maintain an active lifestyle so I have managed to design a few interchangable options.
Dr. Claw: Very clever, Kramer.
Sykes: (mocking) Very clever, Kramer.
Dr. Claw: Very clever, indeed.
Kramer: Well, first we have the opera hand; For those special nights out. And I know how much you enjoy Japanese food so I made you a sushi hand. See there? Tasty. Also, I don't remember if you enjoyed that medieval fair but...
Dr. Claw: Kramer, that's enough. (to Sykes) Sykes, bring on the foot.
(Dr. Claw closes the case, pinning Kramer's hand)

View Quote Penny: What about me?
Gadgetmobile: You're smarter than he is. Stay in the car. I don't mind babysitting you, Penny, but please tell the beagle that's an arm rest not a chew toy!

View Quote RoboGadget: Hey, why did you do that? We shouldn't be fighting. We have a lot in common. It's just that I have nicer teeth. We should be working together, be partners. Together, you and I could rule the world.
Inspector Gadget: You should have quit while you were ahead.
(Inspector Gadget tosses RoboGadget's head to the river)

View Quote Sykes, release the remote control robots now.

View Quote This Is Not Good-Bye. I'll Get You Next Time, Gadget! I'll Get You!

View Quote Kramer: I've pretty much completed Prometheus per your specifications. And I must say the likeness is really quite convincing.
Dr. Claw: Good. Imitation is a serious form of flattery, Kramer.
Kramer: Isn't that Dr. Brenda Bradford's private data?
Dr. Claw: Yes. I tapped into her files and stole her research.
Kramer: Why would you do that?
Dr. Claw: (mocking) Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
(Dr. Claw pinches Dr. Kramer's nose)
Dr. Claw: Kramer, don't look so numb plus.

View Quote Just Claw. One word. Like Madonna

View Quote Well, if it isn't that annoying security guard from the incident.

View Quote Stop the car, Sykes. I wanna enjoy this.

View Quote Penny: This is the lastest watch. It's a radio, tv, and even a phone. Testing, testing. Brain, say something. Over.
Brain: Brain is not here. Please leave a message at the sound of the woof. Woof.

View Quote You're under arrest for murder and robbery. (to RoboGadget) And you are under arrest for impersonating a police officer.

View Quote You crushed my hand and I really liked that hand. So Go Go get over it it.