Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 923)

John Brown/Inspector Gadget
Sanford Scolex/Dr. Claw

Dr. Claw: Move! Darn you, move!
Sykes: It's the lever.
Dr. Claw: Thank you for that, Sykes. We'll put it on you. Come on.
Sykes: Why can't he do it?
Dr. Claw: He's capable of intelligent thoughts. That's useful to me.

Inspector Gadget: Go Go Gadgetmobile?
Gadgetmobile: Good morning, Riverton. Hey, who's in the car? I work alone. Before we hit the road, I got to tell you something: "Duck!"
Inspector Gadget: I don't think the car likes me.
Gadgetmobile: Who're you calling "car"? I'm a crime-fighting machine. Watch this. Back turn! Ain't you fallin' out yet?
Inspector Gadget: No, sir, I haven't.
Gadgetmobile: Who are you, rookie?
Inspector Gadget: I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit.
Gadgetmobile: Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile!
Inspector Gadget: Are you? Are you talking to me?
Gadgetmobile: Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear this seat belts, baby. It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm going to find some crime. More back turns!
Inspector Gadget: Can you slow down, please? I get carsick.
Gadgetmobile: You know what makes people sick: a rookie who thinks he's good enough for Dr. B.
Inspector Gadget: Not that is any of your business, but what makes you think I was putting the moves on Dr. Bradford?
Gadgetmobile: Hey, I got hit scissors, and I know what you're think when Dr. B. gave you that smile. Look here, come clean with me. I'm gonna bounce you right outta here.
Inspector Gadget: I can assure you my interest on Dr. Bradford is professional.
Gadgetmobile: Professional, huh? Well, good. Keep it that way and that's an order. You got it?
Inspector Gadget: Uh, I'm the inspector, you're the car.
Gadgetmobile: I'll tell you what you are. You're...
(Inspector Gadget hits Gadgetmobile)
Gadgetmobile: Don't make me hook up on you.
Inspector Gadget: Is there an off button or something? Mute. (paintball hits a man) Sorry, sir.
Gadgetmobile: Don't push my buttons when I'm reading the manual.

Dr. Claw: Sykes!
Sykes: Yes, boss?
Dr. Claw: Get my tuxedo ready. Tomorrow, promises to be quite an evening.

Inspector Gadget: Is it that obvious?
Penny: Come on, Uncle John, you just need to loosen up. Be cool.
Inspector Gadget: Have you been talking to my car?
Penny: What?
Inspector Gadget: You'll see.

Dr. Claw: Brenda, Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together.
Brenda: We were?
Dr. Claw: Oh, you don't recognize me; that's because I've changed. I was obese. Maybe you remember me like this.
(Dr. Claw fills his mouth with air to make Brenda remember)

Kramer: I've pretty much completed Prometheus per your specifications. And I must say the likeness is really quite convincing.
Dr. Claw: Good. Imitation is a serious form of flattery, Kramer.
Kramer: Isn't that Dr. Brenda Bradford's private data?
Dr. Claw: Yes. I tapped into her files and stole her research.
Kramer: Why would you do that?
Dr. Claw: (mocking) Why would you do that? Why would you do that?
(Dr. Claw pinches Dr. Kramer's nose)
Dr. Claw: Kramer, don't look so numb plus.

Dr. Claw: Imagine my relief to have her support.
Kramer: Anyway, sir. Like I said, without the chip, you... (Dr. Claw shows his chip) So you made the chip.
Sykes: Hey, that's just looks like the guy we almost killed.
Kramer: I didn't hear that!
(Dr. Claw inserts the chip to activate RoboGadget)
Dr. Claw: Chips ahoy! Good morning, RoboGadget. You are the most advanced piece of computer technology in the world. What are you going to do now?
RoboGadget: I'm going to kick some butt.
Dr. Claw: Oh, salty!
Sykes: He looks so real.
(RoboGadget pokes Sykes' eyes)

Penny: Uncle John, I love you, but I think you have a loose wire.
(Gadgetmobile laughs. Scolex Industries truck appears)
Penny: Uh, what about that?
Inspector Gadget: Scolex Industries.
Gadgetmobile: Hello! Finally, there's a detective in the house.
Inspector Gadget: Wait a minute. If Scolex stole the foot then scolex murdered Dr... Oh no. Brenda.

Penny: What about me?
Gadgetmobile: You're smarter than he is. Stay in the car. I don't mind babysitting you, Penny, but please tell the beagle that's an arm rest not a chew toy!

Dr. Claw: Greetings, inspector. Glad you could drop in.
Inspector Gadget: I owe you one, Scolex. You blew me up and my chevette. And I really liked that car.
Dr. Claw: Well, you crushed my hand and I really liked that hand. So Go Go get over it.
Inspector Gadget: I know what you're up to, Scolex, but you'll never get away with this.
Dr. Claw: How cliche, inspector. I think somebody's been watching too many Satuday morning cartoons.
(Dr. Claw and Dr. Kramer look at Sykes)
Dr. Claw: Unfortunately, Gadget, in the real world, evil often quite prevails. 'Fraid so. (to Sykes) Pull him up.

Dr. Claw: Dump this idiot in the junkyard. (Sykes grabs Dr. Kramer) Not that idiot, this one.
Sykes: I wish you'd be specific, we got an awful lotta idiots 'round here.
Dr. Claw: Attention, RoboGadget, destroy the city completely and have some fun.
RoboGadget: Sure thing, boss.

RoboGadget: Do you know how to dance?
Inspector Gadget: Well, I've been taking lessons a long ago and...
RoboGadget: Shut up and dance!
(RoboGadget unleashes two machine guns)

RoboGadget: Hey, why did you do that? We shouldn't be fighting. We have a lot in common. It's just that I have nicer teeth. We should be working together, be partners. Together, you and I could rule the world.
Inspector Gadget: You should have quit while you were ahead.
(Inspector Gadget tosses RoboGadget's head to the river)

Brenda Bradford: Two things, Scolex! One, you are completely insane! Two, I like you better fat!
(Dr. Claw gets shocked by this)
Dr. Claw: Bring on the brownies! Whip up the waffles and bring the _______!

Dr. Claw: Darn! That fellow will not give us a break!
Inspector Gadget: For the third time, Sanford Scolex, you are under arrest!