Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 923)

John Brown/Inspector Gadget
Others
Sanford Scolex/Dr. Claw


Gadgetmobile: Say bye-bye to the rookie.


Brenda Bradford: Two things, Scolex! One, you are completely insane! Two, I like you better fat!
(Dr. Claw gets shocked by this)
Dr. Claw: Bring on the brownies! Whip up the waffles and bring the _______!

Dr. Claw: A quality of this android can be uses: shock troops, kamikazis, and hitmen.
Kramer: International rescue workers features.
Dr. Claw: Oh yes, I was getting to them. Well, let's see it in action. I strip myself in. Okay, turn me on, Kramer.

Dr. Claw: Brenda, Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together.
Brenda: We were?
Dr. Claw: Oh, you don't recognize me; that's because I've changed. I was obese. Maybe you remember me like this.
(Dr. Claw fills his mouth with air to make Brenda remember)

Dr. Claw: Darn! That fellow will not give us a break!
Inspector Gadget: For the third time, Sanford Scolex, you are under arrest!

Dr. Claw: Dump this idiot in the junkyard. (Sykes grabs Dr. Kramer) Not that idiot, this one.
Sykes: I wish you'd be specific, we got an awful lotta idiots 'round here.
Dr. Claw: Attention, RoboGadget, destroy the city completely and have some fun.
RoboGadget: Sure thing, boss.

Dr. Claw: Greetings, inspector. Glad you could drop in.
Inspector Gadget: I owe you one, Scolex. You blew me up and my chevette. And I really liked that car.
Dr. Claw: Well, you crushed my hand and I really liked that hand. So Go Go get over it.
Inspector Gadget: I know what you're up to, Scolex, but you'll never get away with this.
Dr. Claw: How cliche, inspector. I think somebody's been watching too many Satuday morning cartoons.
(Dr. Claw and Dr. Kramer look at Sykes)
Dr. Claw: Unfortunately, Gadget, in the real world, evil often quite prevails. 'Fraid so. (to Sykes) Pull him up.

Dr. Claw: Imagine my relief to have her support.
Kramer: Anyway, sir. Like I said, without the chip, you... (Dr. Claw shows his chip) So you made the chip.
Sykes: Hey, that's just looks like the guy we almost killed.
Kramer: I didn't hear that!
(Dr. Claw inserts the chip to activate RoboGadget)
Dr. Claw: Chips ahoy! Good morning, RoboGadget. You are the most advanced piece of computer technology in the world. What are you going to do now?
RoboGadget: I'm going to kick some butt.
Dr. Claw: Oh, salty!
Sykes: He looks so real.
(RoboGadget pokes Sykes' eyes)

Dr. Claw: Let me give you a lift. Where could I drop you off?
Inspector Gadget: I could answer but I don't really care.
Brenda Bradford: John, help up here! Take my hand!
Dr. Claw: Hi, John, how you're doing down there?
Brenda Bradford: John!
Dr. Claw: JOHN!!

Dr. Claw: Move! Darn you, move!
Sykes: It's the lever.
Dr. Claw: Thank you for that, Sykes. We'll put it on you. Come on.
Sykes: Why can't he do it?
Dr. Claw: He's capable of intelligent thoughts. That's useful to me.

Dr. Claw: Not bad, Kramer. Not bad at all. This is sort of post-modern Captain Hook kind of field and I'm diabolical. I deserve a dashing appelatian.
Kramer: A dashing appelatian? What is that, a hillbilly with a tuxedo?
Dr. Claw: No, you idiot! It's a nickname, one that send my enemies cowering in fear. Too bad Hook is taken, eh?
Sykes: How about Captain Claw?
Dr. Claw: No, no, no, no.
Kramer: Or Santa Claw.
Dr. Claw: Just Claw. One word like Madonna.

Dr. Claw: Sykes!
Sykes: Yes, boss?
Dr. Claw: Get my tuxedo ready. Tomorrow, promises to be quite an evening.

Dr. Claw: Your current replacement is helping people to cross the street.
Inspector Gadget: Hey, he looks just like me. I don't get it. Why would you do this?
Kramer: To make teachers!
Dr. Claw: Shut up! I'll tell you why. To make techno-warriors that never get tired, never get hungry, and never say "no". Every army in the world would be made up of my creations. Imagine the confusion, Gadget, huh? Imagine the bricks. Comprende?
Inspector Gadget: Yeah, I comprende.
Dr. Claw: No, no, no. I comprendo, you comprendo. Can't you get the word for Pete's sake? Pull out his safe chip before he butchers another language.
Kramer: You're kidding, right? Ok, you see, he's always kidding! I never know.
Dr. Claw: Yes, I know. I wanna make sure nobody else could develop their own android. Do it or you'll be building yourself a new head.

Inspector Gadget: Go Go Gadgetmobile?
Gadgetmobile: Good morning, Riverton. Hey, who's in the car? I work alone. Before we hit the road, I got to tell you something: "Duck!"
Inspector Gadget: I don't think the car likes me.
Gadgetmobile: Who're you calling "car"? I'm a crime-fighting machine. Watch this. Back turn! Ain't you fallin' out yet?
Inspector Gadget: No, sir, I haven't.
Gadgetmobile: Who are you, rookie?
Inspector Gadget: I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit.
Gadgetmobile: Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile!
Inspector Gadget: Are you? Are you talking to me?
Gadgetmobile: Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear this seat belts, baby. It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm going to find some crime. More back turns!
Inspector Gadget: Can you slow down, please? I get carsick.
Gadgetmobile: You know what makes people sick: a rookie who thinks he's good enough for Dr. B.
Inspector Gadget: Not that is any of your business, but what makes you think I was putting the moves on Dr. Bradford?
Gadgetmobile: Hey, I got hit scissors, and I know what you're think when Dr. B. gave you that smile. Look here, come clean with me. I'm gonna bounce you right outta here.
Inspector Gadget: I can assure you my interest on Dr. Bradford is professional.
Gadgetmobile: Professional, huh? Well, good. Keep it that way and that's an order. You got it?
Inspector Gadget: Uh, I'm the inspector, you're the car.
Gadgetmobile: I'll tell you what you are. You're...
(Inspector Gadget hits Gadgetmobile)
Gadgetmobile: Don't make me hook up on you.
Inspector Gadget: Is there an off button or something? Mute. (paintball hits a man) Sorry, sir.
Gadgetmobile: Don't push my buttons when I'm reading the manual.

Inspector Gadget: Is it that obvious?
Penny: Come on, Uncle John, you just need to loosen up. Be cool.
Inspector Gadget: Have you been talking to my car?
Penny: What?
Inspector Gadget: You'll see.