Inside Man quotes

View Quote Dalton Russell: Soon I'm gonna be sucking down Piña Coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
Keith Frazier: No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus...and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? [in a sing-songy voice] It's not a Piña Colada!

View Quote My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and never repeat myself. I have told you my name, and that's the who. The where can most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being imprisoned. The what is easy. Recently, I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the when. As for the why, beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple. Because I can. Which leaves us only with the how. And therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub.

View Quote Ms. White: Look, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade.
Keith Frazier: Why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the right level? Problem solved.

View Quote Veronica Keepsake: You're saying I violated section 34/Double-D?

View Quote Or am I just whistling "Dixie" out of my ass?

View Quote I can change your entire program, so the sooner that you stop being my problem, and start being my solution, the better off you'll be.

View Quote Young Boy: Like my man Fiddy says, get rich or die trying.

View Quote Herman Gluck: He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!
Cop: Who said this? Who?
Herman Gluck: Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big ****ing gun, that's who!

View Quote Keith Frazier: You ever had a gun stuck in your face before?
Sergeant Collins: Yeah, once.
Keith Frazier: Really?
Sergeant Collins: Yeah, by a twelve-year-old.
Keith Frazier: What was that like?
Sergeant Collins: Not one of my better days.

View Quote Detective first grade Keith Fraz-ahhh.

View Quote Dalton Russell: Don't I sound calm to you?
Keith Frazier: Yes, you do.

View Quote Dalton Russell: Lady? Believe me. This is the only situation where I'd ask you to do this. But take off your ****ing clothes.
Miriam: No. You should be ashamed of yourself. [Dalton points gun at her head] What's with you mishegoyim? Go ahead, make my day.
Dalton Russell: Take your ****ing clothes off, lady.
Miriam: No!

View Quote Vikram Walia: Protect and serve my ass, where's my ****ing turban?

View Quote Keith Frazier: I wouldn't get too comfortable here.
Dalton Russell: I have the cable guy coming on Wednesday.

View Quote I need to be assured that certain interests are protected.