Inside Man

Inside Man quotes

29 total quotes (ID: 292)

Dalton Russell
Keith Frazier
Mr Chase
Ms White
Other Characters


Don't bullshit the bullshitter!


Look out, bad guys! Here I come.

Detective first grade Keith Fraz-ahhh.

I need to be assured that certain interests are protected.

I can change your entire program, so the sooner that you stop being my problem, and start being my solution, the better off you'll be.

We're listing you as a reference.

Vikram Walia: Protect and serve my ass, where's my ****ing turban?

Dalton Russell: Don't I sound calm to you?
Keith Frazier: Yes, you do.

Keith Frazier: I wouldn't get too comfortable here.
Dalton Russell: I have the cable guy coming on Wednesday.

Dalton Russell: Soon I'm gonna be sucking down Piña Coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.
Keith Frazier: No, it's more like in the shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus...and here's the bad news; that thing you're sucking on? [in a sing-songy voice] It's not a Piña Colada!

Ms. White: Look, detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade.
Keith Frazier: Why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the right level? Problem solved.

Keith Frazier: You ever had a gun stuck in your face before?
Sergeant Collins: Yeah, once.
Keith Frazier: Really?
Sergeant Collins: Yeah, by a twelve-year-old.
Keith Frazier: What was that like?
Sergeant Collins: Not one of my better days.

Dalton Russell: Lady? Believe me. This is the only situation where I'd ask you to do this. But take off your ****ing clothes.
Miriam: No. You should be ashamed of yourself. [Dalton points gun at her head] What's with you mishegoyim? Go ahead, make my day.
Dalton Russell: Take your ****ing clothes off, lady.
Miriam: No!

Herman Gluck: He said stay away! Stay away or he'll toss out two dead bodies!
Cop: Who said this? Who?
Herman Gluck: Who? Who? I don't know who! The one with the big ****ing gun, that's who!