Pod Computer Voice quotes

Warning, approaching tricuspid valve of heart. Do not enter! Do not enter heart!

Foreign object detected, approaching through oesophageal passage.

Victor: Once he takes over the pod and gets the chip - let's re-enlarge.
Margaret: While still inside Mr. Putter?!
Victor: Why not?
Margaret: Have you any idea the kind of mess that would make?

Jack: No pain.
Tuck: What?
Jack: That's the thing I want from you, no pain. I mean just don't do anything weird in there, don't cause an embolism or an aneurysm - accidentally sever my spinal cord and kinda go "oh sorry". You know what I mean?
Tuck: Ok, no pain.
Jack: Thank you.

Tuck: I don't want to worry you or anything, Jack, but I saw something in here. I don't know, it's probably benign...
Jack: A tumor? You saw a tumor? How big is it?
Tuck: You're asking the wrong guy, Jack, from my point of view it looks like it's about the size of Candlestick Park.
Jack: Great, there goes my ulcer...

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