Tuck Pendleton quotes

[slaps himself] How does that feel? Feels good! Now do it again! (slaps himself) The Tuck Pendleton Machine - zero defects!

I'm in a man, I'm in a strange man, I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man surrounded by strangers in a strange room!

[Taps a light to fix it] State of the art.

Look Ozzy, who's nervous now ok? I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework and I can do this little job blindfolded, so everyone just calm down.

[The syringe containing the miniaturized pod is being shaken around in Ozzy's pocket] Ozzy? Am I being punished?

This guy is definitely not firing on all eight cylinders, Jack.

The Jack Putter Machine, zero defects. (leans back and sighs, to himself) God help us.

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