In & Out

In & Out quotes

31 total quotes (ID: 857)

Emily Montgomery
Howard Brackett
Others
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape


Reporter: Should gays be allowed to handle fresh produce?


Sonja: I don't have time. I promised to do that photo shoot this afternoon. I have to shower and vomit!

Ava Blazer: [after one of the girls announces that she's gay] You can't be gay! You're a tramp!

Howard: I may sue!
Frank Brackett: Get Johnny Cochrane, not that woman!

Howard: He may be under the influence of something. He may have joined a cult!
Frank Brackett: That little zombie.

Peter: Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan London, and my network's killing me. They want me blond!
Howard: With your coloring?

Jack: There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.
Mike: Guys in space?
Jack: Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.

Peter: What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Howard: Color Me Barbra.
Peter: Stud!
Howard: Everybody knows that!
Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?

Voice on tape: Now, repeat after me: "Yo!"
Howard: Yo!
Voice on tape: Hot damn!
Howard: Hot damn!
Voice on tape: What a fabulous window treatment!
Howard: What a fabu...
Voice on tape: That was a trick!

Howard: [at confession, about "a friend"] He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
Father Tim: Never? In three years?
Howard: He respects her.
Father Tim: He's gay!

Jennifer the Flower Girl: My mom says it won't last.
Berniece: Your mom's an alcoholic.

Emily: Does anybody here know how many times I had to watch Funny Lady?
Howard: It was a sequel. She was under contract.
Emily: **** Barbra Streisand, and you!

Peter: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay."
Howard: So what happened?
Peter: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall...!".

Cameron: Eat something, I'm begging you! You look like a swizzle stick.
Sonja: Food?

Emily: I've seen all your movies.
Cameron: Both of them?