In & Out quotes
31 total quotesEmily Montgomery
Howard Brackett
Others
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape
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Reporter: Should gays be allowed to handle fresh produce?
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Sonja: I don't have time. I promised to do that photo shoot this afternoon. I have to shower and vomit!
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Ava Blazer: [after one of the girls announces that she's gay] You can't be gay! You're a tramp!
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Howard: He may be under the influence of something. He may have joined a cult!
Frank Brackett: That little zombie.
Frank Brackett: That little zombie.
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Peter: Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan London, and my network's killing me. They want me blond!
Howard: With your coloring?
Howard: With your coloring?
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Jack: There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.
Mike: Guys in space?
Jack: Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.
Mike: Guys in space?
Jack: Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.
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Peter: What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album?
Howard: Color Me Barbra.
Peter: Stud!
Howard: Everybody knows that!
Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?
Howard: Color Me Barbra.
Peter: Stud!
Howard: Everybody knows that!
Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?
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Voice on tape: Now, repeat after me: "Yo!"
Howard: Yo!
Voice on tape: Hot damn!
Howard: Hot damn!
Voice on tape: What a fabulous window treatment!
Howard: What a fabu...
Voice on tape: That was a trick!
Howard: Yo!
Voice on tape: Hot damn!
Howard: Hot damn!
Voice on tape: What a fabulous window treatment!
Howard: What a fabu...
Voice on tape: That was a trick!
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Howard: [at confession, about "a friend"] He's just never had a physical relationship with her.
Father Tim: Never? In three years?
Howard: He respects her.
Father Tim: He's gay!
Father Tim: Never? In three years?
Howard: He respects her.
Father Tim: He's gay!
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Emily: Does anybody here know how many times I had to watch Funny Lady?
Howard: It was a sequel. She was under contract.
Emily: **** Barbra Streisand, and you!
Howard: It was a sequel. She was under contract.
Emily: **** Barbra Streisand, and you!
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Peter: One day I just clicked. I said: "Mom, dad, Sparky, I'm gay."
Howard: So what happened?
Peter: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall...!".
Howard: So what happened?
Peter: My mom cried, for exactly 10 seconds, my boss said: "Who cares?", and my dad said: "But you're so tall...!".