Hook

Hook quotes

42 total quotes (ID: 276)

Captain James Hook
Granny Wendy/Wendy Darling
Mr. Smee
Multiple Characters
Peter Banning/Peter Pan


Are you ready for me Peter... come on... humour the Hook!


Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

GOOD MORNIN', NEVERLAND! Tie down the main mast, mateys, because here he is! The cunning kingfish! The bad barracuda! A man so deep, he's almost unfathomable. [Silence, as they fail to understand] A man so quick, he's even fast ASLEEP! [Laughter] Now let's give him a big hand - 'cause he's only got one. I give you, the steel-handed stingray, CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK!

He'll crow. He'll fight. He'll fly. And then... he'll die.

Hook, you let those kids out of that net in less than one minute or you better get an attorney and hope to God he's better than me.

Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I hate Peter Pan!

Revenge is Mine.

Smee, Smee. What About Smee? Smee! Smee! Smee. Smee. What about Smee? Smee's me. What about me?

So, Peter, you've become a pirate.

What would the world be like without Captain Hook?

You know you're not really Peter Pan, don't you? This is only a dream. When you wake up, you'll just be Peter Banning - a cold, selfish man who drinks too much, who's obsessed with success, and runs and hides from his wife and children.

[In a suicidal funk] There's no stopping me this time, Smee. My finger is on the trigger. This is it! Don't try to stop me this time, Smee! Don't try to stop me this time, Smee! Don't you dare try to stop me, Smee, try to stop me. Smee... you'd better get up off your arse and get over here, Smee. This is not a joke! I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE! [Wrestles for the gun with Smee. Gun goes off, sinking a model ship.] Don't ever frighten me like that again!