Home Alone quotes

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Kevin McCallister
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View Quote Hey, I'm not afraid any more! I said I'm not afraid any more! Do you hear me? I'm not afraid any more!

View Quote A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.

View Quote [alone in Buzz's room in the empty house] Buzz! I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!

View Quote [finds a picture of Buzz's girlfriend] Buzz, your girlfriend, woof!! [tosses frame]

View Quote [at the supermarket to checkout clerk] I'll give it a whirl.

View Quote Frank McCallister: Look what you did, you little jerk!

View Quote Kate McCallister: This is Christmas, the season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.

View Quote Marv: He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him.

View Quote Harry: I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartner.

View Quote Kate: No, he's just home alone.

View Quote Buzz: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room... if you were growing on my ass!

View Quote Kevin McCallister: I don't know how to pack a suit case. I've never done this once in my whole life.
Jeff McCallister: Tough.
Kevin McCallister: That's what Megan said.
Megan McCallister: What did I say?
Jeff McCallister: You told Kevin "tough".
Megan McCallister: The dope was whining about a suitcase. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?

View Quote Kevin McCallister: Did anyone order me plain cheese?
Buzz McCallister: Yeah, we did, but if you want any, someone's gonna have to barf it all up cuz it's all gone.

View Quote Megan McCallister: You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
Buzz McCallister: No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we have smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.

View Quote Marv: Kids are scared of the dark.
Harry: You're afraid of the dark too, Marv.
Marv: No I'm not!
Harry: Yes, you are.
Marv: Not! Not! Not!