Home Alone

Home Alone quotes

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Kevin McCallister
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Kate McCallister: Kevin, get upstairs right now.
Kevin McCallister: Why?
Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you're such a disease.
Kevin McCallister: Shut up.
Peter McCallister: Kevin, upstairs.
Kate McCallister: Say good night, Kevin.
Kevin McCallister: "Good night, Kevin."


Kate McCallister: PETER!
[They jump out of bed]
Kate McCallister and Peter McCallister: [in unison] We slept in!

Kate McCallister: Did I turn off the coffee?
Peter McCallister: No, I did.
Kate McCallister: Did you lock up?
Peter McCallister: Yeah.
Kate McCallister: Did we set the timers on the lights?
Peter McCallister: Yeah.
Kate McCallister: Did you close the garage?
Peter McCallister: That's it. I forgot to close the garage. That's it.
Kate McCallister: [pause] No, that's not it.
Peter McCallister: Well, what else could we be forgetting?
Kate McCallister: [sits back and thinks, then suddenly sits up] KEVIN!!

Kevin McCallister: Did anyone order me plain cheese?
Buzz McCallister: Yeah, we did, but if you want any, someone's gonna have to barf it all up cuz it's all gone.

Kevin McCallister: Everybody in this family hates me!
Kate McCallister: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.
Kevin McCallister: I don't want another family. I don't want any family. Families suck!
Kate McCallister: Just stay up there. I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night.
Kevin McCallister: I don't want to see you again for the rest of my whole life. I don't want to see anybody else either.
Kate McCallister: I hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.
Kevin McCallister: No, I wouldn't.
Kate McCallister: Then say it again. Maybe it will happen.
Kevin McCallister: I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!

Kevin McCallister: I don't know how to pack a suit case. I've never done this once in my whole life.
Jeff McCallister: Tough.
Kevin McCallister: That's what Megan said.
Megan McCallister: What did I say?
Jeff McCallister: You told Kevin "tough".
Megan McCallister: The dope was whining about a suitcase. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?

Marv: There! What are we gonna do with him, Harry?
Harry: We'll do exactly what he did to us: we're gonna burn his head with a blowtorch.
Marv: And smash his face with an iron!
Harry: I like to slap him right in the face with a paint can.
Marv: And shove a nail through his foot!
Harry: First off, I'm gonna bite off his every little fingers one at a time.
[Just then, Marley knocks Harry and Marv with his shovel]

Marv: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
Harry Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?

Marv: Hey, watch out!
Kevin: AAAAHHHHH!
[The truck stops]
Harry: Hey, hey! You gotta watch out for traffic, son, you know.
Kevin McCallister: Sorry.
Marv: Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy.
Harry: Okay, okay. Merry Christmas.

Marv: Kids are scared of the dark.
Harry: You're afraid of the dark too, Marv.
Marv: No I'm not!
Harry: Yes, you are.
Marv: Not! Not! Not!

Megan McCallister: You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
Buzz McCallister: No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we have smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.

[Harry and Marv are just about to break-into the McCallister's house]
Marv: How do you want to go in?
Harry: We'll go through the back door. Maybe he'll let us in. You never know.
Marv: Yeah. He's a kid. Kid's are stupid. [In trailer but not in film] I know I was.
Harry: You still are, Marv.

[says the last lines]
Buzz McCallister: KEVIN! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!?!?!

[alone in Buzz's room in the empty house] Buzz! I'm going through all your private stuff! You better come out and pound me!

[at the supermarket to checkout clerk] I'll give it a whirl.