Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York quotes

50 total quotes (ID: 927)

Frank McCallister
Harry
Kevin McCallister
Marv
Peter McCallister
The Nosy Concierge


Two scoops? Make it three; I'm not driving!


I'm not apologizing to Buzz, I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!

[Snatching a can of Coke out of his son Fuller's hand] Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. The rubber sheets are packed.

Get outta here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!

[As the others look at their motel in disgust] Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.

I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, but geez you guys give the worst gol-darn wake up calls!

(to Kevin) KEVIN!! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!?

(after seeing Kevin) Hey, look who it is, Marv. Let's get him. [To Kevin] Hiya, pal.

Hey Marv get over here I got to talk to you

We don't have the equipment to call of anything big you know banks or jewelry stores we don't want goods we need cash and we need it now

Theirs no guarantee I got a better idea stores ain't going to deposit cash on Christmas eve

ergo what store going to make the most cash on Christmas eve that nobody going to think to rob

nine year olds rob candy stores Marv this is what I had in mind(shows Marv the ad of Duncan's Toy Chest)

yep there is nobody dumb enough to rob a toy store on Christmas eve

It makes you wonder why we wasted so much time breaking-into private homes