Hitch

Hitch quotes

28 total quotes (ID: 853)

Albert
Alex "Hitch" Hitchens
Sara


I'm like a vault baby, locked down!


I've waited my entire life to be this miserable.

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away. Often falsely attributed George Carlin, American comedian[citation needed]

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

No guile, no game... No girl

Relationships are for people who are waiting for something better to come along cus shneeding aint easy.

So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.

You can't stop it... [shouts] You cannot stop it...

You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless? Feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you?

[last lines] Basic principles - there are none.

[showing Hitch his dance moves] Do the Q-tip! Q-tip! Now throw it away! Now what am I doing? I'm makin a pizza!

[to Albert after his dancing exhibition] Don't need no pizza. They got food there.

[to Albert] One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just one shot, to make the difference between "happily ever after" and “Oh? He's just some guy I went to some thing with once.”