Count De Monet - Sir, the peasants are revolting!

King Louis - You said it. They stink on ice.
Madame Defarge - We don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!

Peasant Man - Yeah she's right. We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Honh, honh, honh.
Madame Defarge - Let us end this meeting on a high note. Eeeeeeee!

Peasants - Eeeeeee!
Bernaise - Your cuffs, your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs. A man's cuffs should be even with the tip of his pinky, yours are all the way down to your balls!

Count De Monet - At least I have mine.

Bernaise - Bitch.
Count De Monet - Your majesty...you look like the piss boy!
King Louis - ... and you look like a bucket of shit!
King Louis - It's good to be the king.
King Louis - Of course ya do it. Everybody does it. I just did it, and I'm ready to do it again."
King Louis - They are my people! I am their sovereign! I LOVE Them. Pull! [shoots peasant flung into air]

King Louis - Oohh, leaning to the left.
Count De Monet - Do we have any more of those delicious raisins?

Bernaise - You ate yours, these are mine.

Count De Monet - Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise.
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