The Spanish Inquisition quotes

Chief Monk - Let's face it - you can't Torquemada anything!
Torquemada - We've flattened their fingers, we've branded their buns, nothing is working...send in the nuns!
Jew - I was sitting in a temple, I was minding my own business, I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass. Then these Papist persons plunge in and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red-hot poker up my ass! Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of Preparation-H in sight!

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