The Old Testament quotes

God - "Moses, this is the Lord, thy God, commanding you to obey my law. Do you hear me?"

Moses - "Yes, I hear you, I hear you... a deaf man could hear you!"

God - "What?!"
Moses - "The lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen... (drops stone tablet) Oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"

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