Ryan Evans quotes

"Sis, we've got the pool, the entire club, and the whole summer to enjoy it."

Ms. Darbus: You must remember, young thespians, learning is never seasonal, so do allow the shimmering lights of summer-- (All gasp due to the exclamation tone used by Ms. Darbus)-- to refresh and illuminate your fertile young minds!
Chad Danforth: (Whispers) What is she talking about?
Ms. Darbus: The future greets you with its magic mirror, reflecting each golden moment, each emboldened choice.
Troy Bolton: Dude! Ms. Darbus has snapped her cap!
Chad Danforth: Dude! You're actually listening?
Ms. Darbus: Yes, Jason. (In reply to Jason having his hand up)
Jason Cross: So, what was your favorite summer memory. Miss Darbus? (All groan)
Ms. Darbus: Summers have passed fleetingly since I was your age, but I remember each with poignant clarity. There was the unforgettable summer--
Chad Danforth: Summer.
Martha Cox: Summer. (while listening to hip-hop)
Chad Danforth: Summer.
Kelsi Nielsen: Summer.
Chad Danforth: Summer!
Taylor McKessie: Summer!
Gabriella Montez: Summer.
All: Summer. Summer. Summer. Summer. Summer! Summer! Summer! Summer! (school bell rings)
(This is when they start to sing "What Time Is It?")

Troy Bolton: No, but seriously guys. This summer I got to make bank.

Sharpay Evans: Ryan, who is East High's primo boy?
Ryan Evans: Um, I think Troy Bolton has the category pretty well covered.
Sharpay Evans: Right. And who is East High's most primo girl?
Ryan Evans: Umm...I don't know...YOU? (fakes being shocked)
Sharpay Evans: Exactly! Troy. Sharpay. Sharpay. Troy. It just makes sense!

Sharpay Evans: At our country club, our rehearsal pianist is evidently moving.
Kelsi Nielson: [whispering] Or hiding!
Sharpay Evans: Pardon?
Kelsi Nielson: Sounds great.

Sharpay: I told you to hire Troy Bolton, not the entire East High student body!!
Mr. Fulton: You told me to hire Troy Bolton, "whatever it takes".
Sharpay: Well, why didn't you warn me about the rest of them!?
Mr. Fulton: I did discuss the matter with the Lava Springs board, of course.
Ryan: The board... you mean, our...
Sharpay: MOTHER!!!

Martha Cox: Hi Kelsi! What are you planning on doing this summer?
Kelsi: Grow... Write music... Grow!

Troy: You think you've got me all figure out? Well, you don't! And I don't answer to you!
Chad: Well, maybe you should start answering to yourself. We have been like brothers since preschool. If I don't know who you are these days then who does?

Troy Bolton: Your summer activities consultant has arrived.
Gabriella Montez: Hopefully some of those activities will include a job.
Troy Bolton: Hey! Whatever happens, as long as we're together, it's cool. right?
Gabriella Montez: You promise?
Troy Bolton: Here's my promise. (puts necklace around Gabriella's neck)
Gabriella Montez: T as in Troy?
Troy Bolton: Uhh umm yeah...

Sharpay Evans: I want them out!
Mr.Fulton: But your mother specifically said--
Sharpay Evans: Oh don't you mention that backstabbing yoginni to me! If you can't fire them, make them want to quit!

Troy Bolton: We'll watch movies, download music, oh and I am definitely teaching you a twisted flip on the skateboard!
Gabriella Montez: Oh, and I have first aid training so I can patch myself up afterwards
Troy Bolton: Alright!!
Sharpay Evans: Going to movies, listening to music, (in high pitch squeaqy voice) and golly, Troy! I have first aid training! Eh heh!! Eh heh! Eh heh! (normal voice) Oh please!

Sharpay Evans: When did you turn into one of....them?
Ryan Evans: I'll take that as a compliment.

(After hearing about the staff not being allowed to perform in the talent show, Gabriella confronts Sharpay.) Gabriella: Sharpay!(pause) Forget about the rest of us, how about the fact that your brother has worked extremely hard on this show?
Sharpay: Oh boo-who, he'll be in the show, he'll do his celebrity impersonations. And don't you lecture me about Ryan, given the way you've been interfering with Troy's future.
Gabriella: What?
Sharpay: You've gotten him written up by Fulton for sneaking on the golf course and swimming after hours. I had to step in just to save Troy's job.
Gabriella: I'm not interested in what you think you're doing for Troy, that's between you and him. But you're messing with my friends and my summer, and that's not okay with me.
Sharpay: You don't like the fact that I won.
Gabriella: What's the prize? Troy?(Troy walks up behind Gabriella and hears the rest) The Star Dazzle Award? You have to go through all this just to get either one? No, thanks Sharpay. You're very good at a game that I don't want to play. So, I'm done here. But you better step away from the mirror long enough to check the damage that will always be right behind you!
Sharpay: (upset and mad) GIRLS!!
(Sharpay walks off and as Gabriella goes to walk away, Troy runs up.) Troy: Hey! What do you mean you're done here? You can't quit!
Gabriella: Us working together sounded good but plans change and...people change. The club talent show is a big deal for Sharpay and evidently for your future, so it's cool, just make it happen; wear your new Italian shoes.
Troy: Hey, I'm still me.
Gabriella: Blowing off your friends? Missing dates?! If that's you, it's good to know!
Troy: No, no, no, no, no. I was only doing that because I'm working on the scholarship thing.You know that.
Gabriella: (sighs) But if along the way you act like someone you're not, pretty soon that's who you become.
Troy: I meant what I said about movies, and summer, and just being together!
Gabriella: I'm sure you did, at the time. But I also meant what I said, that I want to remember this summer. But not like this, Troy.
(Gabriella begins singing "Gotta Go My Own Way")

Sharpay: (screams) What do you mean you're not doing the show?
Troy: Exactly that.
Sharpay: We're singing a duet, Troy! A duet means two people! Well, mostly me in this case, but whatever! DUET!
Troy: I'm an employee. Employees aren't allowed in the show.
Sharpay: No, no, no, no. No, no. You're an honorary member.
Troy: Not anymore. I asked Fulton for my kitchen job back.
Sharpay: What?
Troy: Sharpay, I don't like the way you've been treating my friends. And I don't like the way I've been treating them either, so I'm doing something about it.
Sharpay: An entire table of University boosters are coming to see you, thanks to me.
Troy: So, I'll be their waiter. They'll be thrilled.
Sharpay: Troy, Troy! This could change your life!
Troy: I'm more interested in about what my friends think of me, and what I think of myself.
Sharpay: Oh, we can all hold hands around the campfire some other time. Right now we've got a show to do.
Troy: No. You've got a show to do. I got a kitchen to clean.

Troy: How's your show going?
Sharpay: How's it going? My show makes the captain of the Titanic look like he won the lottery.

Ryan: Listen, I know that everybody think I'm Sharpay's poodle, but..
Gabriella: Hey! If anyone thinks that, they're not thinking that today.

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