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George Harrison
John Lennon
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr


Ringo: There's more here than meets the eye!
George: Ho ho!
John: Ho.
George: Ho ho.
John: Ho.
[Continues on]


[Ringo's arm is trapped inside a mailbox]
John: What are you doing?
Ringo: Posting a letter.

Ringo: The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings.
John: Did you want them to?
Ringo: No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings.

[After seeing a smoking curling stone] Hey, it's a thingy! A fiendish thingy!

Superintendent: Allow me, I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way you know. James Cagney... [imitating Ringo on the phone] Hey, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab...
George: Not a bit like Cagney.

[Watching a man standing on his head] Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?

Ringo: What was it that first attracted you to me?
John: Well, you're very polite, aren't you?

Paul: [To washerwoman] Do you know Clang?
Washerwoman: I'm his mother, and he's a good boy!

[John is having a bowl of soup]
John: What's this? [Pulling out a slip of paper]
Ringo: It's a season ticket. What did you think?
John: Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup.

George: Hey, you're all red again.
Ringo: I know, I'm begining to like it!

[Watching a belly dancer] Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?

John: How do you feel?
Ringo: I used to use me hands.
John: He used to use his hands.

Ringo: [Points at red blob on his shoe] We thought that was you.
Paul: No, that's not me.

George: Hey, there might be some insurance!
John: I wouldn't think of such a thing! [under his breath] Find out, eh?

[At Scotland Yard]
John: Hold on, it's them! Only me and Paul know we're here.
George: I know we're here.