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George Harrison
John Lennon
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr


I like operations. They give you a sense of outlook, don't they?


Go get sacrificed! I don't subscribe to your religon!

They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion than ours, I think.

[After seeing a smoking curling stone] Hey, it's a thingy! A fiendish thingy!

Doesn't the Eastern flavor come rather exspensive?

Jeweller, you've failed!

Scientist! You've failed Scientist!

[Watching a man standing on his head] Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?

My skin's soaked right through to the skin!

Ew, I'm all sticky!

[Watching a belly dancer] Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?

George: Hey, there might be some insurance!
John: I wouldn't think of such a thing! [under his breath] Find out, eh?

Ringo: There's more here than meets the eye!
George: Ho ho!
John: Ho.
George: Ho ho.
John: Ho.
[Continues on]

Ringo: [Points at red blob on his shoe] We thought that was you.
Paul: No, that's not me.

[Ringo's arm is trapped inside a mailbox]
John: What are you doing?
Ringo: Posting a letter.