Heathers quotes
79 total quotesHeather Chandler
Heather Duke
J.D.
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Veronica Sawyer
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I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya...
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I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...
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[reading from his petition] "We, students at Westerburg High, will die. Today. Our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. **** you all!"
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You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.
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You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.
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Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.
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You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.
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Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.
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They all want me as a friend or a ****. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.
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**** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
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[sarcastic] Intense... grow up. You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken...? Just gimme the cup, jerk.
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Corn...nuts!
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Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
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I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.
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Counselor: Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life.