Heathers

Heathers quotes

79 total quotes (ID: 272)

Heather Chandler
Heather Duke
J.D.
Multiple Characters
Veronica Sawyer


I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya...


I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...

[reading from his petition] "We, students at Westerburg High, will die. Today. Our burning bodies will be the ultimate protest to a society that degrades us. **** you all!"

You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing.

You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.

Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87.

You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.

They all want me as a friend or a ****. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.

**** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

[sarcastic] Intense... grow up. You think I'll drink it just because you call me chicken...? Just gimme the cup, jerk.

Corn...nuts!

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

Counselor: Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life.