Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix quotes

View Quote Umbridge: You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
Snape: ...Yes.
Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
Snape: ...Obviously.
[Ron snickers just as Umbridge leaves. Snape whacks him over the head with a book]

View Quote We have confirmed, that ten high-security prisoners, in the early hours of yesterday evening, did escape. And of course the Muggle Prime Minister has been alerted to the danger. We strongly suspect that the break out was engineered by a man with personal experience in escaping from Azkaban, notorious mass-murderer Sirius Black, cousin of escapee, Bellatrix Lestrange.

View Quote [As she is carried into the forest by the centaurs] I am Senior Undersecretary Dolores Jane Umbridge. Put me down!

View Quote Snape: You sent for me, Headmistress?
Umbridge: Snape, yes. The time has come for answers, whether they want to give them to me or not. Have you brought the Veritaserum?
Snape: I'm afraid you used up all my stores, interrogating students. The last of it on Miss Chang. Unless you wish to poison him - and I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you.
Harry: He's got Padfoot. He's got Padfoot at the place where it's hidden.
Umbridge: Padfoot? What is Padfoot? Where what is hidden? What is he talking about Snape?
Snape: No idea.

View Quote [to Harry, about the Thestrals] You're not going mad. [Lowering her upside-down magazine] I can see them too. You're just as sane as I am.

View Quote Ronald Weasley: Bloody hell...

View Quote Sirius Black: [After Harry attacks Lucius Malfoy] Nice one, James!

View Quote (to Dumbledore) You've lost, old man!

View Quote Things here at Hogwarts are far worse than I feared. Cornelius will want to take immediate action.

View Quote Harry: How come you're not at the feast?
Luna: Lost all my possessions. Apparently people have been hiding them.
Harry: That's awful.
Luna: Oh, it's all good fun. But as it's the last night, I really do need them back.
Harry: Do you want any help finding them?
Luna: I'm sorry about your godfather, Harry.
[Pause]
Harry: Are you sure you don't want any help looking?
Luna: That's alright. Anyway, my mum always said, things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end... [They see shoes hanging at the ceiling] if not always in the way we expect. Think I'll just go have some pudding.

View Quote You know, I really hate children!

View Quote Umbridge: You will please copy the approved text four times to insure maximum pretention. There will be no need to talk.
Hermione: [sotto voice] No need to think is more like it.
[neville flicks out wand[Expelliarmus] umbridge:Wands away.

View Quote Ron: You alright, mate?
Harry: I'm fine
Ron: Seamus was bang out of order. But he'll come through. You'll see--
Harry: I said I'm fine Ron!
Ron: Right. I'll just leave you to your thoughts then. [Ron leaves the dormitory]

View Quote Lucius Malfoy: Did you actually believe, were you truly naive enough to think that children stood a chance, against us. I'll make this simple for you Potter. Give me the prophecy now, or watch your friends die.
Neville: Don't give it to him Harry!
Bellatrix Lestrange: Sst!
[Harry hesitates but hands over the prophecy. Malfoy holds it up and a white light distracts them.]
Sirius: Get away from my godson. [punches Malfoy]

View Quote [to DA in Hog's Head] Facing this stuff in real life is not like school. In school, if you make a mistake, you can just try again tomorrow, but out there, when you're a second away from being murdered or watching a friend die right before your eyes, you don't know what that's like.