Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix quotes

View Quote [Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred and George are listening in on the Order's meeting]
Sirius: If anyone has a right to know it's Harry. If it wasn't for him we wouldn't even know Voldemort was back. He's not a child, Molly!
Molly Weasley: He's not a adult either. He's not James, Sirius.
Sirius Black: He's not your son.
Molly Weasley: He's as good as. Who else has he got?
[Ginny joins them]
Harry: Hey, Ginny.
Sirius: He's got me!
Snape: How touching and paternal, Black. Perhaps Potter will grow up to be a felon, just like his godfather.
Sirius: Now you stay out of this, Snivellus.
Harry: Snape's part of the Order?
Ron: Git.
Sirius: I don't care what Dumbledore says about your supposed reformation, I know better.
Snape: Why don't you tell him? Or are you afraid he won't take serious the word of a man hiding in his mother's house?
[Crookshanks starts to play with the Extendable Ear eventually pulling it loose]
Ron: Hermione, I hate your cat.
Hermione: Bad Crookshanks!

View Quote Harry: Hey, Big D. Beat up another ten-year-old?
Dudley: This one deserved it.
Harry: Five against one. Very brave.
Dudley: You're one to talk. Moaning in your sleep every night. At least I'm not afraid of my pillow. "Don't kill Cedric!" Who's Cedric? Your boyfriend?
Harry: Shut up.
Dudley: "He's going to kill me, Mum!" Where is your mum, Potter? She dead? Is she dead? Is she a dead Potter?
[Harry walks straight up to Dudley and forces his wand into his throat. The weather begins to change.]
Dudley: What are you doing?!
Harry: I'm not doing anything!

View Quote Dumbledore: Witness for the defense, Albus Percival Wulfric...Brian...Dumbledore.
Fudge: You, you got our message that the time and place of the hearing had been changed, did you?
Dumbledore: I must have missed it. But by a happy mistake I arrived at the Ministry three hours early.
[Pause]
Dumbledore: Charges?
Fudge:The charges against the accused are as follows; that he did knowingly and in full awareness of the illegality of his actions, produced a Patronus charm in the presence of a Muggle. Do you deny producing said Patronus?
Harry: No, I--
Fudge: [Interrupting Harry] And you were aware that you were forbidden to use magic outside school while under the age of seventeen?
Harry: Yes.
Conrelius Fudge: Witches and wizards of the Wizengamot--
Harry: I was only doing it because of the Dementors!
Amelia Bones: Dementors? In Little Whinging?
Fudge: That's quite clever. Muggles can't see Dementors, can they boy? Highly convenient.
Harry: I'm not lying, there were two of them and if I hadn't--
Fudge: [Interrupting Harry] Enough! I'm sorry to interrupt what I'm sure would have been a very well reversed story, but since you can produce no witnesses of the event--
Dumbledore: Pardon me Minister, but as it happens we can.

View Quote Rubeus Hagrid: It’s changing out there. There’s a storm coming, Harry... just like last time.

View Quote Hermione: [referring to Harry's kiss] Well, how was it?
Harry : Wet. She was sort of...crying.
Ron: That bad at it are you?
Hermione: I'm sure Harry's kissing is more than satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.
Ron: Think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.
Hermione: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? ...Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry and guilty about kissing him. Conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mother from her job at the Ministry and frightened of failing her O.W.L.'s because she's so busy worrying about everything else.
Ron: One person couldn't feel all that, they'd explode!
Hermione: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean everybody else does!

View Quote Lucius Malfoy: All we want is that prophecy.
Harry: Why did Voldemort need me to come and get this?
Bellatrix Lestrange: You dare speak his name? You filthy half-blood!
Lucius Malfoy: It's alright, he's just a curious lad aren't you? Prophecies can only be retrieved by those about whom they are made. Which is lucky for you, really. [whispers] Haven't you always wondered what was the reason for the connection between you and the Dark lord? Why he was unable to kill you, when you were just an infant? Don't you want to know the secret of you scar? All the answers are there, Potter, in your hand. All you have to do, is give it to me, and I can show you everything.
[The Death Eaters surround Harry's group]
Harry: I waited 14 years.
Lucius Malfoy: I know.
Harry: Guess I can wait a little longer. Now!
Harry, Ron, Neville & Ginny: Stupefy!
Hermione & Luna: Stupefy!

View Quote Bellatrix Lestrange: [Laughing] I killed Sirius Black! You coming to get me?
Harry: Crucio!
[Bellatrix falls to the ground]
Voldemort: [Inside Harry's head] You've got to mean it Harry. She killed him, she deserves it. You know the spell, Harry.
[Voldemort appears behind Harry]
Voldemort: Do it!
[Harry turns around and is easily disarmed by Voldemort]
Voldemort: So weak!

View Quote Remus Lupin: Now fear makes people do terrible things, Harry. The last time Voldemort gained power he almost destroyed everything we hold most dear. Now he's returned and I'm afraid the Minister will do almost anything to avoid facing that terrifying truth.
Sirius: We think Voldemort wants to build up his army again. [Everyone turns to face Sirius] Fourteen years ago he had huge numbers at his command, not only witches and wizards but all sorts of dark creatures. He's been recruiting heavily and we've been attempting to do the same. But gathering followers isn't the only thing he's interested in.
[Moody lets out a loud cough]
Sirius We believe Voldemort may be after something else--
Moody: Sirius--
Sirius: Something he didn't have last time.
Harry: You mean, a weapon?
[Sirius opens his mouth to speak]
Mrs Weasley: No! That's enough! He's just a boy! You tell him much more and you might as well induct him in the Order straight away.
Harry: Good, I want to join. If Voldemort's raising an army then I want to fight.

View Quote Hermione: [Running up with Harry to meet Ginny, Ron, Neville and Luna] How did you get away?
Ginny: Puking Pastilles, it wasn't pretty.
Ron: I told them I was hungry and wanted some sweets. Of course they told me to bugger off and ate them all themselves.
Hermione: [Surprised] That was clever, Ron!
Ron: It's been known to happen.
Neville: It was brilliant. So how are we get in London?
Harry: Look, it's not that I don't appreciate everything you've done, all of you. But, I've got you into enough trouble as it is.
Neville: Dumbledore's Army was supposed to be about doing something real. Or was all that just words to you?
Ron: Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself mate.
Harry: So how are we going to get to London?
Luna: We fly, of course.

View Quote Umbridge: No let me make this quite plain. You have been told that a certain Dark Wizard is at large once again. This...is...a ...lie!
Harry: It's not a lie, I saw him! I fought him!
Umbridge: Detention, Mr. Potter!
Harry: So according to you Cedric Diggory dropped dead of his own accord?
Umbridge: Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident.
Harry: It was murder. Voldemort killed him. You must know this--
Umbridge: Enough! Enough.

View Quote Cho: Mistletoe.
Harry: Probably full of Nargles, though.
Cho Chang: What are Nargles?
Harry: I have no idea.
[They kiss]

View Quote Hermione: Everyone this is Loony Love--Luna Lovegood.
[Beat]
Hermione:What an interesting necklace.
Luna: It's a charm actually. Keeps away the Nargles.
[Pause]
Luna: Hungry. I hope there's pudding.
[The carriage starts riding]
Ron: [Whispering] What's a Nargle?
Hermione Granger: No idea.

View Quote Harry: Where are we going? The letter said I had been expelled from Hogwarts.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody: Well you haven't been. Not Yet. Kingsley you take point.
Kingsley Shacklebolt: Alright.
Harry: But the letter said--
Kingsley Shacklebolt: [Interrupting Harry] Dumbledore has persuaded the Minister to suspend your expulsion pending a formal hearing.
Harry: A hearing?
Kingsley Shacklebolt: Uh-huh.
Nymphadora Tonks: Don't worry Harry, we'll explain everything when we get back to headquarters.
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody: Sst! Not here Nymphadora!
Nymphadora Tonks: [Her hair turns red] Don't call me Nymphadora!
[Moody summons brooms with his wand]
Alastor "Mad-eye" Moody: Stay in formation everyone. Don't break ranks if one of us is killed!

View Quote [to Harry] Well if I were You-Know-Who, I'd want you to feel cut off from everyone else; because if it's just you alone, you're not as much of a threat.

View Quote Arthur Weasley: This is very, very peculiar. It seems that your hearing at the Minstry is to be before the entire Wizengamot.
Harry: I don't understand, what's the Ministry of Magic got against me?
Moody: Show him. He'll find out soon enough.
[Kingsley shows Harry a newspaper with the head line "The Boy who Lies?"]
Sirius: He's been attacking Dumbledore as well. Fudge is using all his power, including his influence at the Daily Prophet, to smear anyone who claims the Dark Lord has returned.
Harry: Why?
Lupin: The Minister thinks Dumbledore's after his job.
Harry: But that's insane. No one in their right mind could believe that Dumbledore--
Lupin: Exactly the point, Fudge isn't in his right mind. It's been twisted and warped by fear.