Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 2002 quotes, page 2

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Characters
Ron Weasley Rupert Grint · 39 quotes
Hermione Emma Watson · 18 quotes
Hagrid Robbie Coltrane · 6 quotes
Tom Marvolo Riddle Christian Coulson · 6 quotes
Draco Malfoy Tom Felton · 5 quotes
Dobby Toby Jones · 4 quotes
McGonagall Maggie Smith · 4 quotes
Moaning Myrtle Shirley Henderson · 4 quotes
Snape Alan Rickman · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Harry Potter & Ron Weasley (22), Ron Weasley & Hermione (13), Harry Potter & Hermione (12)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets quotes

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It was Hagrid. Hagrid opened the Chamber of Secrets fifty years ago.

It can't be Hagrid. It just... can't be.

Ron

We don't even know this Tom Riddle. He sounds like a dirty rotten snitch to me.

The monster had killed somebody, Ron. What would any of us have done?

Look, Hagrid is our friend, so why don't we just go and ask him?

Ron
[Sarcastically]

That will be a cheerful visit. "Hello, Hagrid. Tell us, have you sent anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"

[Appears from behind]

Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya?

[notices the canister of liquid Hagrid is carrying]

What's that you've got, Hagrid?

Oh, it's, uh, flesh-eatin’ slug repellent. For the mandrakes, y’know. Now, according to Professor Sprout, they’ve still got a bit of growin’ up to do. But, once their acne’s been cleared up, we’ll be able to chop ‘em up and stew ‘em, and then we’ll get those people down at the hospital un-Petrified. In the meantime, though, you three... had best be lookin’ after yerselves, all right? [turns and walks back where he came from; Neville starts running from in the direction Hagrid’s going] Hello, Neville.

Neville

Harry, I don't know who did it, but you'd better come! Come on!

[in reference to Harry hearing the voice in the corridor]

It's a bit strange, isn't it?

Strange?

You hear this voice - a voice only you can hear. And then Mrs. Norris turns up petrified? It's just strange.

Do you think I should have told them then? Dumbledore and the others, I mean.

Ron

Are you mad?

No, Harry. Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good thing.

Man in Portrait

She's right you know.

[sees Harry and Hagrid approaching her; happily]

Harry! Hagrid!

Hello, Hermione!

It's so good to see you.

It's great to see you, too.

[notices the cracked lenses on Harry's glasses]

What did you do to your glasses? [takes out her wand] Oculus Reparo. [fixes the lenses]

I definitely need to remember that one.

Everything's set. We just need a bit of who you're changing into.

Crabbe and Goyle.

We also need to make sure that the real Crabbe and Goyle can't burst in on us while we're interrogating Malfoy.

Ron

How?

I've got it all worked out. [takes out two chocolate cupcakes] I filled these with a simple sleeping draught. Simple, but powerful. [sets them down on the table] Now, once they're asleep, hide them in the broomstick cupboard, and pull out a few of their hairs, and put on their uniforms.

Ron

Whose hair are you ripping out, then?

I've already got mine. [takes out flask with a piece of hair] Millicent Bullstrode. Slytherin. I got this off her robes. I'm going to go check on the Polyjuice Potion. Make sure that Crabbe and Goyle find these. [refers to the cupcakes]

Madame Pomfrey
[approaches a group of students, who are gathering around Harry, who is lying on another bed with a broken arm]

Out of my way! Out of my way! You should've been brought straight to me. I can mend bones in a heartbeat, but growing them back...

You will be able to, won't you?

Madame Pomfrey

Oh, I'll be able to, certainly. But it'll be painful. [pours Skele-Gro into a glass] You're in for a rough night, Potter. Regrowing bones is a nasty business. [Harry takes the glass and drinks from it, but spits it out in disgust] Well, what do you expect, pumpkin juice?

Malfoy
[laying down on the couch]

Well, sit down. [both Harry and Ron (disguised as Crabbe and Goyle) awkwardly sit down on the couch together across from Malfoy] You'd never know the Weasleys were purebloods, the way they behave. They're an embarrassment to the wizarding world. All of them! [Ron clenches his fist angrily] What's wrong with you, Crabbe?

Ron
[gets nudged by Harry]

Ahem... stomachache.

Malfoy

Y’know, I'm surprised that the Daily Prophet hasn't done a report on all these attacks. I suppose Dumbledore’s tryna hush it all up. Father always said Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place.

You're wrong!

Malfoy
[sternly]

What? [stands up] You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore? ["Goyle" doesn't reply] Well?! Do you?!

[gulps]

Harry Potter?

Malfoy
[Malfoy sits back on the couch, considering this]

Good one, Goyle. You're absolutely right. Saint Potter. And people actually think that he's the Heir of Slytherin?

Well, then, you must have some idea who's behind it all.

Malfoy

You know I don't, Goyle. I told you yesterday. How many times do I have to tell you? [picks up a small box on the table and shakes it] Is this yours? [Harry shakes his head] But my father did say this: It's been 50 years since the Chamber was opened. He wouldn't tell me who opened it, only they were expelled. The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died. So, it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me... I hope it's Granger. [Ron tries to rush at him, but Harry stops him] What's the matter with you two?! You're acting very... odd!

It's his stomachache.

Yes, Miss Granger?

Professor, I was wondering if you'd tell us about the Chamber of Secrets.

[seeing everyone's faces]

Very well. Well, you all knew, of course, that Hogwarts was founded over a thousand years ago, by the four greatest witches and wizards of the age: Godric Gryffindor, Helga Hufflepuff, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Salazar Slytherin. Now three of the founders co-existed quite harmoniously. One did not.

Ron
[sarcastic]

Three guesses who.

Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all-magic families – in other words, "pure-bloods". Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known as the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it... until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. The heir alone would be able to open the chamber, and unleash... the horror within, and by so doing, purge the school of all those who, in Slytherin's view, were unworthy to study magic.

Muggle-borns.

[nods]

Well, naturally the school has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found.

Professor, what exactly does legend tell us lies within the Chamber?

Well the Chamber is said to be home to something that only the Heir of Slytherin can control. it is said to be the home... of a monster.
[Hermione stares in shock, and Ron turns to Malfoy, who smirks]

Mr. Weasley

Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Oh, um...

Mrs Weasley via Howler

RONALD WEASLEY!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR?! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED!!! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!!! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!!! Oh, and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud.

I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me, who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping Moaning Myrtle?

Mrs. Weasley

Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night!

Mr. Weasley

Did you really? How did it go? [Mrs. Weasley hits him] I mean, that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you.

Percy
[spotting Harry and Ron, both disguised as Crabbe and Goyle]

Excuse me!

Ron [as Crabbe]

What are you doing down- [Harry nudges him; clears his throat and speaks more authoritatively] I mean, what are you doing down here?

Percy

I happen to be a school Prefect. You, on the other hand, have no business wandering the corridors this time of night. What are your names again?

[Harry and Ron look at each other uncertainly]

Uh... I'm...

Malfoy
[Rounding a corner]

Crabbe! Goyle! Where have you two been? Pigging out in the Great Hall all this time? [looks oddly at Harry, who is still wearing his glasses] Why are you wearing glasses?

[quickly removes them]

Um... Um... reading.

Malfoy

Reading? [Harry nods yes; puzzled] I didn't know you could read. [Turns to Percy] And what are you doing down here, Weasley?

Percy
[sternly]

Mind your attitude, Malfoy.
[Malfoy just smirks and walks off; Harry and Ron follow him to the Slytherin common room.]

Ron

They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!

Mrs. Weasley

Well, you'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley!

Ron

Those are Nimbus Two-Thousand and Ones! How'd you get those?

Marcus Flint

A gift from Draco's father.

You see, Weasley, unlike some, my father can afford the best.

At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.

No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!

Ron

You'll pay for that one, Malfoy! Eat slugs!

Colin Creevey
[Ron's spell backfires, causing him to spit up slugs] [starts taking pictures of Ron]

Can you turn him around Harry?

No, Colin! Get out of the way.