Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle quotes

72 total quotes

Freakshow
Harold Lee
Kumar Patel
Mean Tollbooth Guy
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View Quote [to Maria in elevator, after seeing luggage at her feet] Sure got a lotta baggage.

View Quote [about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

View Quote Did Doogie Howser just steal my ****ing car?

View Quote I'll tell these girls how you both got gonorrhea from that prostitute in Atlantic City.

View Quote Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

View Quote It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there, so if you boys like, you can go on inside, get yourselves something to drink, warsh up, **** my wife, watch TV - anything you want. Mi casa mi su casa. Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do.

View Quote Who wants first reach-around?

View Quote Hey Randy! What? The devil! Whuh? The devil is everywhere...

View Quote I was goin down to Georgia, gonna get myself baptized, gon get myself baptized in the bussom of the Lord.

View Quote Hey, move your ass!

View Quote Move, you ****ing twat!

View Quote Move, you ****ed ****! MOVE!!

View Quote Extreme Sports Punk #1: Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!

View Quote Extreme Sports Punk #2: Wo-o-o! Extreme Cheddar!

View Quote Officer Palumbo: "Koomar"; what is that, like five O's and two U's?