Hard Boiled quotes

19 total quotes

Andy
Johnny Wong
Superintendant Pang
Tequila

View Quote [After his pants are set on fire and a baby pisses down his leg] You saved the day there, you little pisspot. Thanks a lot.

View Quote [after shooting a guy while carrying a baby, covering the babies eyes] Woops, X-rated action

View Quote To you I'm a thief, to my mother, a son, to the triads I'm a hero.

View Quote You know I hated making [paper] cranes. I make one each time I kill someone. How about it, should I make you one?

View Quote So busy being a gangster, I don't know which me is real.

View Quote [in English] Attention! This is a ****ing order!

View Quote Tequila: Could we ever be friends?
Andy: You got the gun. You can tell me to go out and milk a cow and I'll do it.
Tequila: I'm sorry, I don't like milk.

View Quote Tequila: [to Andy, about all the white roses sent to his girlfriend, Theresa] Aren't you the one who sent her all the flowers?
Theresa: Your flowers are beautiful.
Andy: Thanks. I just picked them at random.
Tequila: My girlfriend hates white roses.

View Quote [Tequila disguised as a doctor, wheeling in fake dead body]
Doctor: Who have you got there then? Let's take a look.
Tequila: You don't want to, he's a mess; eyes hanging out, guts all around his neck, naughty bits missing..

View Quote Andy: Was the guy I shot really a cop?
Tequila: Yeah.
Andy: ****!

View Quote Tequila: Don't you have any dreams?
Andy: Yeah. I want to move down to Antarctica.
Tequila: Freezing there. You enjoy the cold?
Andy: It's got a lot going for it. It's always light. I'd like that after all this darkness.

View Quote Guy goes through hell for a girl but she doesn't realize it.

View Quote I thought you were a supercop but you're just a man, like the rest.

View Quote A cop dies and I make a tune for him.

View Quote Roses are so obvious. Anyone would suspect them.