Half Baked quotes

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Scarface
Thurgood

View Quote Brian: You smoke?
Mary Jane: No my grandmother died from lung cancer.
Brian: That's all the more reason to toke up man! It'll ease the pain!

View Quote Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? [guy shakes head "no"] I believe him yo, I don't know why, but I do.

View Quote Brian: I'll pretend I'm jamaican man! Yeah!
Thurgood: You have smoked yourself re***ded!

View Quote [Brian, Scarface, and Thurgood are sneaking into the refer lab]
Scarface: Man, you didn't say nothing 'bout no door, yo!
Thurgood: Just chill out, man. I smoked weed here all the time. This door's never locked.
[Scarface opens the door, the alarm goes off]
Thurgood: I didn't say the alarm would be on, though.

View Quote **** you, **** you, **** you,... you're cool and **** you, I'm out!

View Quote I got some booty, I got some booty!

View Quote Abrakadabra! ABRA!

View Quote [Thurgood explains to the detective that they will seem less suspicious in an undercover sting if they are high.]
Brian: I just wanna say that that was a great idea, Thurgood. I mean how do you come up with...
[cut off]
Scarface: Just smoke it, yo.

View Quote You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.

View Quote Abrakadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abrakadabra my niggha!

View Quote Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!

View Quote [Thurgood when finished with work] Free!!