Half Baked

Half Baked quotes

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Scarface
Thurgood


Brian: You smoke?
Mary Jane: No my grandmother died from lung cancer.
Brian: That's all the more reason to toke up man! It'll ease the pain!


I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me

[Brian, Scarface, and Thurgood are sneaking into the refer lab]
Scarface: Man, you didn't say nothing 'bout no door, yo!
Thurgood: Just chill out, man. I smoked weed here all the time. This door's never locked.
[Scarface opens the door, the alarm goes off]
Thurgood: I didn't say the alarm would be on, though.

I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

[Kenny is on his way out to get munch]
Kenny: Hey, if I`m not back in 10 minutes call the police.
Thurgood: If hes not back in 10 minutes, we're calling Dominoes!

You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.

I got some booty, I got some booty!

Abrakadabra! ABRA!

Abrakadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abrakadabra my niggha!

[Thurgood explains to the detective that they will seem less suspicious in an undercover sting if they are high.]
Brian: I just wanna say that that was a great idea, Thurgood. I mean how do you come up with...
[cut off]
Scarface: Just smoke it, yo.

[Thurgood when finished with work] Free!!

Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!