Groundhog Day quotes

97 total quotes

Larry
Multiple Characters
Ned Ryerson
Phil Connors
Rita

View Quote Phil: What if there were no tomorrow?
Gus: No tomorrow? That would mean there would be no consequences, there would be no hangovers. We could do whatever we wanted!

View Quote There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.

View Quote Chance of departure today, one hundred percent.

View Quote I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

View Quote [to Ned] Let's not spoil it.

View Quote People just don't understand what is involved in this. This an art-form! You know, I think that most people just think that I hold a camera and point at stuff, but there is a heck of a lot more to it than just that.

View Quote Rita: I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way.
Phil: My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.

View Quote I promise I won't touch you ... much.

View Quote Phil: Isn't this how normal people talk?
Rita: Close.

View Quote Phil: For your information, there is a major network interested in me.
Larry: Uh, yeah. That would be the Home Shopping Network.
Phil: Thanks, Larry. Wait in the car.

View Quote Phil: Do you ever have d?jà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.

View Quote Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.

View Quote It's so beautiful!... Let's live here. [he kisses Rita] We'll rent, to start.

View Quote Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.

View Quote Could you help me with my pelvic tilt?