Gus: Friends don't let friends drive.

Gus: Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.

Piano teacher: He's my student.

Ralph: Hey who else could go for some flap jacks right now?

Young psychiatrist: I have an alcoholic now.

Young psychiatrist: I think we should meet again, how's tomorrow for you?

DJ No. 1 Ok campers, rise and shine! — and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooooold out there today.
DJ No. 2: It's cold out there everyday. What is this, Miami Beach?
DJ No. 1: Not hardly!

E.R. nurse: Sometimes people just die.
Phil: Not today.

Gus: Phil, like the groundhog Phil?
Phil: Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
Gus: Look out for your shadow there buddy.
Phil: Morons, your bus is leaving.

Hallway man: Do you think it's going to be an early spring?
Phil: I'm predicting March 21st.

Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil: Hi, thanks for watching.
Ned: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: BING!
Phil: Bing.

Ned: What are you doing for dinner?
Phil: Something else.

Phil: [after crashing a car, to a cop at his window] Three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and a large coke.
Ralph: And some flapjacks.
Phil: Too early for flapjacks?

Phil: [driving on train tracks] I'm not going to live by their rules any more.
Ralph: I noticed that.
Phil: You make choices and you live with them.

Phil: Can I be serious with you for a minute?
Rita: I don't know. Can you?