Grease quotes

View Quote [singing] [Panda falls on Betty] Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

View Quote Sandy, Sandy! Beauty is pain.

View Quote [to Sandy] Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is a daddy.

View Quote We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge.

View Quote Sonny: When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something's gotta be wrong. Come on, guys let's go for some pizza.

View Quote Vince Fontaine: You Jims and Sals are my best pals, and to look your best for the big contest, just be yourself and have a ball, that's what it's all about after all! Just remember, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's what you do with your dancin' shoes.

View Quote Sandy: I'm going back to Australia and I might never see you again.
Danny: Don't... don't talk that way, Sandy.
Sandy: But it's true! I've just had the best summer of my life, and now I have to go away. It isn't fair.
[Danny starts kissing her]
Sandy: Danny, don't spoil it!
Danny: It's not spoiling it, Sandy, it's only making it better.
Sandy: Danny... is this the end?
Danny: Of course not. It's only the beginning.

View Quote Sonny: Geez! Every teacher I got flunked me at least once! [about Principal McGee] Well, I ain't taking no crap off her this year! If she crosses me, she's gonna find out who's boss!
Principal McGee: [coming around the corner] Sonny, aren't you supposed to be in homeroom right now?
Sonny: I was just going for a walk.
Principal McGee: You were just dawdling weren't you?
Sonny: Yes, ma'am
Principal McGee: That is no way to start a new semester, Mr. LaTierri!
Sonny: [mumbles]
Principal McGee: Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track.
Sonny: Yes, ma'am [laughs nervously]
Principal McGee: Well? Are you just going to stand there all day?
Sonny: No, ma'am. I mean, yes, ma'am, I mean...
Principal McGee: Which is it, yes or no?
Sonny: No ma'am
Principal McGee: Good, then MOVE!
[Principal McGee walks away]
Danny: I'm sure glad you didn't take no crap off her, Sonny.

View Quote Principal McGee: Blanche, do you have the schedules?
Blanche: Yes Ms. McGee, I just had my hands on them.
Principal McGee: Oh good, they'll be nice and smudged.
Blanche: Oh here they are. If they would have been a snake they would have bitten me.
Principal McGee: Blanche, these are the schedules we had for last semester. Maybe next year you'll find the ones for this semester.

View Quote Marty: Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?
Rizzo: Nah, you can still see your face.

View Quote Rizzo: Look who's coming. Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell High. [to Patty] Hi.
Patty: Oh I just love the first day of school, don't you?
Rizzo: [sarcastically] It's the biggest thrill of my life.
Patty: Hey, they just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?
Rizzo: Who?
Patty: ME. Isn't that the most? To say the least?
Rizzo: The very least.

View Quote Girls: [singing] Tell me more, tell me more!
Rizzo: 'Cause he sounds like a drag.

View Quote Sandy: [about her summer love] He was sort of special.
Rizzo: There ain't no such thing.

View Quote Frenchy: What do you guys think of Sandy? Do you think we can let her into the Pink Ladies?
Rizzo: Nah, she looks to pure to be pink!

View Quote Danny: Well you know, these girls are only good for one thing.
Sonny: Yeah, what are you suppose to do with them the rest of the 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?
Putzie: [With a serious but confused face] Is that all it takes 15 minutes?