Grandma's Boy quotes
115 total quotesJ.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo
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Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.
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Yea.. but it's a ****ing sweet car!
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Let's do it—The levels I mean, not sex.
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Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?
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That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
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Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!
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Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?
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Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.
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Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie! (Barry: For thirteen hours!)
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Dude, we were just kidding JP. (mimicking JP's Robot voice) Dont be mad at us!
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Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
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Let's ****ing rage!
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Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...(said like a news anchor) "A little Hiroshima on my balls".
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Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.
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Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!