Grandma's Boy

Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes (ID: 253)

Alex
Bea
Dante
Grace
J.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo


I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.


My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.

I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.

Line up you ****in' nerds. Who's wants a shot at the champ!?

Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.

What's goin' on, shitlips?

Whats up Douche Bigelow?

[sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.

That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.

Nice karma, Guy-Blow.

I have to pee out of my ass.

[to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job] Noo way! Was he silent?

Wassup, Silver Fox?

Oh, I started a fight club.

Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!