Grandma's Boy quotes
115 total quotesJ.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo
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I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.
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My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
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I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.
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Line up you ****in' nerds. Who's wants a shot at the champ!?
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Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.
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What's goin' on, shitlips?
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Whats up Douche Bigelow?
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[sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.
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That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.
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Nice karma, Guy-Blow.
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I have to pee out of my ass.
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[to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job] Noo way! Was he silent?
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Wassup, Silver Fox?
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Oh, I started a fight club.
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Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!