The Goonies quotes

View Quote Goonies never say die!

View Quote Cruisin the coast, downin some brews, but NOOOOOOO.. somebody's older brother had to go and screw it up.. by flunking his driver's test.

View Quote The next time we see sky it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what's right for them, 'cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

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What is this a nuclear Saturday. Come on guys. This is our last weekend together our last Goonie weekend. We should be cruising the coast, downin some brews, sniffing some lace but NOOOO the one older brother had to go and screw it up By flunking his drivers test? Dont know what Im going to do with you kid.

View Quote [The Goonies have entered a cave that turns out to be the bottom of the local wishing well, and Mouth is perusing the coins]
Mouth: George Washington... Abraham Lincoln... Uh, Martin Sheen...
Stef: Martin Sheen?! That's President Kennedy, you idiot!
Mouth: Yeah? Well, He played Kennedy one time!
Stef: It's nice to see you're using your brain!
Mouth: Well, at least I have a brain!

View Quote Chunk: When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Ma Fratelli: Hit puree!

View Quote You know Troy, he's such a cheap guy.

View Quote Fifty dolla bill! Look, it's a fifty dolla bill!

View Quote Pinchers of Peril! Pinchers of Peril! I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril!

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View Quote Jerk Alert! It's Chunk.

View Quote Your looks are kinda pretty, when your face isn't screwing it up.

View Quote Detroit, where Motown started.

View Quote I got it! I got it!... I don't got it.

View Quote But I hate nature, I hate nature