The Goonies

The Goonies quotes

22 total quotes (ID: 845)

Chunk
Data
Mikey
Mouth


These really disgusting people, called the Fratelli's


Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh. [to Rosalita, in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs

Elgin Perkins: Hello guys. I'm Mr Perkins, Troy's father.
Data: I know Troy. He's that cheap guy.
Brand: My dad's not home Mr. Perkins.
Elgin Perkins: Is your mommy here?
Brand: scarcastically No, actually she's out buying Pampers for all of us kids.
Elgin Perkins: [feigning laughing] Papers Joe. You can give these to your father to read through and sign. I'll be by to pick them up in the morning.
Brand: Alright. Thank you.
Elgin Perkins: Thank you.

Francis: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...

Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!"

Mikey: Pee break! Who's gotta go?
[they all raise their hands]
Mikey: Okay, this is the little boys' room, and that cave over there is the little girls' room
[Brand enters a third cave]
Mikey: Brand, where are you going?
Brand: This is the "men's room".
[Mouth and Data look at each other, smile, and follow Brand into the cave]

Mikey: Hi Willie. Oh, I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me, haven't you? Well I made it. I beat you. I got here in one piece... so far.
[lifts up Willie's patch, exposing bare bone rather than an eye socket] So... that's why they call you "One-Eyed Willie"... One-Eyed Willie... [takes a breath from his inhaler] We had a long comment, huh, Willie? You know something, Willie? You're the first Goonie.
[Mikey realizes the others have entered the chamber]
Mikey: Yo. Hi guys. How's it going? This is Willie... One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie. Those are my friends... the Goonies. How long have you guys been standing there?
Brand: Long enough, Mikey. Long enough