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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly quotes

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Angel Eyes
Blondie
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Tuco




View Quote You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass.
View Quote Bounty Hunter #2: [three bounty hunters have cornered Tuco] No! No pistol, amigo!
Mexican Bounty Hunter: [holding a wanted poster] Hey, amigo! You know you have a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000?
Blondie: [from behind them] Yeah, but you don't look like the one who's going to collect it.
View Quote Hijo de una gran puta! "Great big son of a bitch!"
View Quote Tuco: I'm innocent! I'm an honest farmer!
Sheriff: [shows Tuco the wanted poster] Come here, you! Just a simple farmer, eh? Who is this?
Tuco: Me?
Sheriff: Yeah, you.
Tuco: Who says so? You can't even read! [the Sheriff rolls up the poster] Go ahead, roll it up! I'll give a good idea where to put it!
View Quote Blondie: [Seeing blood on the floor] You're not going to give me the same treatment?
Angel Eyes: Would you talk?
Blondie: No... probably not.
View Quote [to a chicken] If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?
View Quote That's so. Even a tramp like me, no matter what happens, I know there's always a brother who won't refuse me a bowl of soup.
View Quote No-Legged Soldier: Hand me down a whiskey!
View Quote You want to know who you are? Huh? Huh? You don't, I do, everyone does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bas**** like you.
View Quote After a meal there's nothing like a good cigar.
View Quote I'll sleep better knowing my good friend is by my side to protect me.
View Quote [Approaching a column of grey-clad cavalry]
Tuco: (shouting) God's with us because he hates the Yanks too!
[Officer pats the grey dust from his blue uniform.]
Blondie: God's not on our side because he hates idiots also.
View Quote Tuco: You pig! You wanted to get me killed. When d'ya unload it?
Blondie: Last night. You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
View Quote I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise.
View Quote Every gun makes its own tune.