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Teddy: [doing a selfie video] Guess what, Charlie? We're one day away from going on your first trip on an airplane, and celebrating our first Christmas at Grandma and Grandpa's new condo in Palm Springs! You're going to have so much fun.
Amy: [nearby on the phone] No, no, no, Mom, you have to toddler-proof the place.
Teddy: [continuing her video] Just so long as you don't touch anything.
Amy: No, anything breakable has to be at least three feet off the ground.
Charlie: Uh-oh.
Amy: [broken vase at her little feet] Make that four. I gotta go. Charlie! Get back in here! No, no, no, stay away, there's shards everywhere! Are you eating a cookie in the living room? You get back here! And stay away!


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