Good Burger

Good Burger quotes

58 total quotes (ID: 244)

Dexter
Ed
Kurt
Mr. Wheat
Other


Mr. Wheat: What's your hurry, my brother?
Dexter: Uh, my hurry is it's now officially summer vacation and yet I'm still looking at you.
Mr. Wheat: You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were sleep.
Dexter: Next time make it more challenging.
Mr. Wheat: That's what I want to talk to you about. Challenges, potential, using your mind. Cause I'm worried about you
Dexter: I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots, and this jacket...You have a nice summer, Shaft!



Otis: I should've died years ago.
Dexter: Bummer.


Roxanne: Ed, can't we go somewhere and be alone?
Ed: What for?
Roxanne: Well we can just talk or get to know each other a little better. Now, doesn't that sound like more fun than miniature golf?
Ed: (looks at the audience for a few seconds)
Ed: (looking back at Roxanne) No! Come on!


Roxanne: You are so hot.
Ed: Oh, well, I often sweat at work.


(Ed is driving the Burger-Mobile)
Dexter: That was a stop sign!
Ed: Uh...no?
Dexter: (whines) Aw, man!


(after a giant plastic hamburger fell on his newly fixed car, crying) Why? What have I done?!

(after having his car hit by Dexter's) My afro! My afro! Brother Reed, you have messed up my afro!

(after smashing his mother's car into Mr. Wheat's) Why?!

(After waking up to his alarm clock, he picks it up and looks at it) WHOA! A CLOCK!

(repeated line): Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

(repeated line): You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.

(repeated line, usually sung): I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!

(to Dexter) Is it because I'm black?

(to Ed) I don't wanna sit by you. I don't wanna see you. I don't wanna smell you. I don't wanna hang out with you. I don't even wannna use words with the letter "U!"

(to his car after Dexter hits it) Oh, Black Beauty, oh!